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Offline El

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9135 on: June 07, 2007, 08:41:38 AM »
Wouldn't it be horrible if someone proposed to their SO in an ask away thread?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9136 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:50 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 07, 2007, 08:41:38 AM
Wouldn't it be horrible if someone proposed to their SO in an ask away thread?

Might be the only way they know one another.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9137 on: June 07, 2007, 09:27:40 AM »
I'm proud to be the father of autistic children.

Kids are in the pool this morning (no we don't have a Pool, we have a twelve foot diameter by forty two inch above ground "kiddie pool", one of those five hundred dollar jobbies with a filter, which I float in on warm evenings and the kids romp through all day).

Daughter: Daddy, DADDY! Here take this! Daddy take this, PLEASE! I'M IN THE POOL!

Humble, loving father, "at his daughter's heel", is confused.

Dad: What's wrong? What have you got?
Daughter: Take it, please.

Trusting, over-protective father, coming to the rescue of his daughter during her most recent crisis, grasps her outstretched, dripping-with-pool-water hand and gently, "PRETENDS" to take something of great importance and value, handles it most carefully, while enquiring, melodramatically,  as to its essential make-up, pleased that she is playing pretend games outside her mind.

Dad: WOW! What is it?
Daughter: I didn't wanna get the pool dirty, dad.
Dad: Oh. Oh, really? What is it?
Daughter: It's a booger. You gotta get it to a Kleenex.



Fuck!
« Last Edit: June 07, 2007, 09:32:15 AM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9138 on: June 07, 2007, 09:39:48 AM »
You really had to be there, but I thought it was funny.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9139 on: June 07, 2007, 09:43:25 AM »
:laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9140 on: June 07, 2007, 09:43:48 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 07, 2007, 08:37:48 AM
My purity is absolutely brillaintly flawless.  It shines for the world to see.  100% pure bullshit.

She's not kidding, I have to wear very strong sunglasses anytime I drive thru that area of Massachusetts. 8)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9141 on: June 07, 2007, 11:15:00 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 07, 2007, 09:27:40 AM
I'm proud to be the father of autistic children.

Kids are in the pool this morning (no we don't have a Pool, we have a twelve foot diameter by forty two inch above ground "kiddie pool", one of those five hundred dollar jobbies with a filter, which I float in on warm evenings and the kids romp through all day).

Daughter: Daddy, DADDY! Here take this! Daddy take this, PLEASE! I'M IN THE POOL!

Humble, loving father, "at his daughter's heel", is confused.

Dad: What's wrong? What have you got?
Daughter: Take it, please.

Trusting, over-protective father, coming to the rescue of his daughter during her most recent crisis, grasps her outstretched, dripping-with-pool-water hand and gently, "PRETENDS" to take something of great importance and value, handles it most carefully, while enquiring, melodramatically,  as to its essential make-up, pleased that she is playing pretend games outside her mind.

Dad: WOW! What is it?
Daughter: I didn't wanna get the pool dirty, dad.
Dad: Oh. Oh, really? What is it?
Daughter: It's a booger. You gotta get it to a Kleenex.



Fuck!


Eww.   :laugh:
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9142 on: June 07, 2007, 11:23:10 AM »
I caught our three year old picking his nose and wiping it on the living room wall last week.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9143 on: June 07, 2007, 12:26:53 PM »
which is a slight improvement on him wiping his bogies on my sleeve like he was doing.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9144 on: June 07, 2007, 12:29:14 PM »
 :hornysign: again and I can't do anything about it yet  :grrr:

Perhaps this should have been in the quick bitch thread.

I wonder if I'm in heat.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9145 on: June 07, 2007, 12:48:57 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 07, 2007, 12:29:14 PM
:hornysign: again and I can't do anything about it yet  :grrr:

Get those flourishing young mucousbearing offfprints caught up on casting their efflorescences wallward, for now, and off to bed. Then, see if you can reduce his proliferant swelling a bit.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2007, 12:51:36 PM by MarkingDawg »
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9146 on: June 07, 2007, 12:53:51 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 07, 2007, 12:48:57 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 07, 2007, 12:29:14 PM
:hornysign: again and I can't do anything about it yet  :grrr:

Get those flourishing young mucousbearing offfprints caught up on casting their efflorescences wallward, for now, and off to bed. Then, see if you can reduce his proliferant swelling a bit.

Oh I'm planning too.  >:D


Damn it I'd forgotten I was supposed to be behaving myself here- how long did I last I wonder?  20 minutes??
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9147 on: June 07, 2007, 01:19:15 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 07, 2007, 12:53:51 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 07, 2007, 12:48:57 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 07, 2007, 12:29:14 PM
:hornysign: again and I can't do anything about it yet  :grrr:

Get those flourishing young mucousbearing offfprints caught up on casting their efflorescences wallward, for now, and off to bed. Then, see if you can reduce his proliferant swelling a bit.

Oh I'm planning too.  >:D


Damn it I'd forgotten I was supposed to be behaving myself here- how long did I last I wonder?  20 minutes??

... but you ARE behaving yourself ... exactly as expected.

:laugh:
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9148 on: June 07, 2007, 01:25:29 PM »
Yeah and I thought perhaps some people might be getting tired of that. ???
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9149 on: June 07, 2007, 02:16:43 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 07, 2007, 08:41:38 AM
Wouldn't it be horrible if someone proposed to their SO in an ask away thread?

i thought GA and renaeden did something like that?   :-\
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