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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8340 on: May 11, 2007, 12:22:15 PM »
It was only a plant  ???

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« Reply #8341 on: May 11, 2007, 12:22:33 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

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« Reply #8342 on: May 11, 2007, 12:23:27 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

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« Reply #8343 on: May 11, 2007, 12:24:00 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

Yes, I want to know too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #8344 on: May 11, 2007, 12:27:10 PM »
khat, eh?  :eyebrows:

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« Reply #8345 on: May 11, 2007, 12:27:23 PM »
What is a cheese plant, anyway?

Dosn't cheese grow as a yeast infection in cows?

One of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstera_deliciosa
Not yuck!
I used to have a Monstera in south Texas, but I'm not sure of the species. I love them, but around here (Indiana) one as big as yours would be in a museum or something. People overwater them to death.
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« Reply #8346 on: May 11, 2007, 12:27:27 PM »
i looked. it wasn't yucky. :o
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« Reply #8347 on: May 11, 2007, 12:27:53 PM »
It looks like moldy yuck inside the fruit.

Almost as bad as kiwi.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8348 on: May 11, 2007, 12:29:32 PM »
khat, eh?  :eyebrows:

Yes, khat.   :eyebrows:

Apparently it makes a very good house-plant, although that's incidental to why I'm growing it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8349 on: May 11, 2007, 12:31:01 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

Yes, I want to know too.

I want to know about this curiosity, from the wiki entry:


"Ethnomedical Uses

The rhizome is used in the treatment of colds and rheumatism."

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« Reply #8350 on: May 11, 2007, 12:44:03 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

Yes, I want to know too.

I want to know about this curiosity, from the wiki entry:


"Ethnomedical Uses

The rhizome is used in the treatment of colds and rheumatism."



I found this: "A decoction of the plant is used in arthritis. Aerial roots are sometimes used in basketry. "

http://www.ars-grin.gov/duke/dictionary/tico/tico.html

There doesn't seem to be much information though.  It has a sticky latex sap, which is generally a sign that a plant should be left alone.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8351 on: May 11, 2007, 01:05:03 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

Yes, I want to know too.

I want to know about this curiosity, from the wiki entry:


"Ethnomedical Uses

The rhizome is used in the treatment of colds and rheumatism."



I found this: "A decoction of the plant is used in arthritis. Aerial roots are sometimes used in basketry. "

http://www.ars-grin.gov/duke/dictionary/tico/tico.html

There doesn't seem to be much information though.  It has a sticky latex sap, which is generally a sign that a plant should be left alone.
I wouldn't eat the sap.
That's a nice page to bookmark, though. Cool.
What does Monstera have to do with khat? Are similar chemicals present in Monstera deliciosa?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8353 on: May 11, 2007, 01:12:58 PM »
I thought a PLANT would be safe.

What was wrong with it?  It didn't make me go yuck?  ???  ???

Yes, I want to know too.

I want to know about this curiosity, from the wiki entry:


"Ethnomedical Uses

The rhizome is used in the treatment of colds and rheumatism."



I found this: "A decoction of the plant is used in arthritis. Aerial roots are sometimes used in basketry. "

http://www.ars-grin.gov/duke/dictionary/tico/tico.html

There doesn't seem to be much information though.  It has a sticky latex sap, which is generally a sign that a plant should be left alone.
I wouldn't eat the sap.
That's a nice page to bookmark, though. Cool.
What does Monstera have to do with khat? Are similar chemicals present in Monstera deliciosa?

They're nothing to do with each other.  I just happen to be attempting to germinate and grow some khat while at the same time heavily pruning my monstera. 

Khat is reportedly extremely susceptible to over-watering and fungal problems, so I'm using a heated propagator with a 3:1 perlite/sand mix, soaked the seeds (20 of them) in cheshunt solution, and am using a mister full of cheshunt solution to moisten the substrate, with a plastic cover to retain the moisture (otherwise I could get the cheshunt solution building up in the substrate with subsequent mistings and reaching toxic levels).  They're also on a south facing window that gets the sun from the east and west too, due to it's shape.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #8354 on: May 11, 2007, 01:17:07 PM »
Here's a pic showing part of my monstera.  By the end, it's root system occupied one large pot, one medium pot and a large jar that I filled with water periodically.  Only the medium pot and the jar are visible in the pic.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?