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duncvis

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7740 on: April 20, 2007, 02:36:45 PM »
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Quote from: Litigious on April 19, 2007, 02:27:35 PM
Oh, there is actually a kind of nut waxing, called "Brazilian waxing", instead of shaving the balls.

*decides against trip to Brazil*

:LMAO:

Is it wrong that the idea actually turns me on a bit? Particularly if performed by a dusky Brazilian lass who'll rub it better afterwards.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7741 on: April 20, 2007, 02:38:14 PM »
I have never fucked a Brazilian woman but I've fucked a Portuguese woman who has lived in Brazil. Up the arse, of course.  8)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7742 on: April 20, 2007, 03:06:04 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 10:28:23 AM
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There's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. ???
are you looking for a bitch?

You know I already have one  >:D
just one?

But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?
need me to run to the market, carrying your purse, and buy you some tampons?
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7743 on: April 20, 2007, 03:22:40 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 10:28:23 AM
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 08:04:27 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AM
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Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AM
There's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. ???
are you looking for a bitch?

You know I already have one  >:D
just one?

But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?
need me to run to the market, carrying your purse, and buy you some tampons?

I can order groceries online, I can think of much more fun tasks for you ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7744 on: April 20, 2007, 03:23:40 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 10:28:23 AM
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 08:04:27 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AM
There's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. ???
are you looking for a bitch?

You know I already have one  >:D
just one?

But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?
need me to run to the market, carrying your purse, and buy you some tampons?

I can order groceries online, I can think of much more fun tasks for you ;)

would you like me to apply your douche and then lay underneath you?
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7745 on: April 20, 2007, 03:26:00 PM »
To quote NOFX:

Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum.

 >:D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7746 on: April 20, 2007, 06:52:14 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 03:26:00 PM
To quote NOFX:

Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum.

 >:D
anything you want.
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duncvis

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7747 on: April 20, 2007, 06:58:56 PM »
She's worth it, if you treat her right. I should know.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7748 on: April 20, 2007, 07:03:22 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 06:58:56 PM
She's worth it, if you treat her right. I should know.  :eyebrows:
will you act as my surrogate?
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duncvis

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7749 on: April 20, 2007, 07:15:45 PM »
That means I reap the benefits, lazy bollocks.  ;D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7750 on: April 20, 2007, 07:22:04 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:15:45 PM
That means I reap the benefits, lazy bollocks.  ;D
just save me the scent.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7751 on: April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PM »
No way, mofo. Thats the best bit.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7752 on: April 20, 2007, 07:28:13 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PM
No way, mofo. Thats the best bit.  :eyebrows:
no shit.  why do you think i asked?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7753 on: April 20, 2007, 07:31:37 PM »
 :hornysign:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7754 on: April 20, 2007, 07:33:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PM
No way, mofo. Thats the best bit.  :eyebrows:
no shit.  why do you think i asked?

Then you're surprised I told you to get fucked? :P
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