A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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You were funnier and less bitter.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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Quote from: Petra on April 04, 2007, 10:42:37 AMhttp://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=169.msg2436#msg2436A year old piss to take? It's probably cold by now.
Who's that in your avatar, Pete? The girl you're going to see?Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 04, 2007, 11:07:40 AMQuote from: Petra on April 04, 2007, 10:42:37 AMhttp://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=169.msg2436#msg2436A year old piss to take? It's probably cold by now.You're getting on my nerves now.
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 04, 2007, 10:58:25 AMWho's that in your avatar, Pete? The girl you're going to see?Oh yeah, good luck with that.No, just some Polish girl from myspace I liked the look of, and decided to use for my female alter-ego.This is the girl I'm going to see:
What about this one? She's actually blonde but has coloured her hair dark. A shame that she can't act maturely.