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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6075 on: January 19, 2007, 01:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
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Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some good news.  When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently.  Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction.  Thread to follow at some point.

You're getting married?  You won the lottery?  The doctors screwed up and you're pregnant?

1.  No, then Thagomizer would be posting in the "People with real problems" forum
2.  No, althogh that would be cool too
3.  No, then I'd be livid and hysterical

Something to do with uni then?  Did you get a nobel prize?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6076 on: January 19, 2007, 02:05:16 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 19, 2007, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 19, 2007, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some good news.  When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently.  Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction.  Thread to follow at some point.

You're getting married?  You won the lottery?  The doctors screwed up and you're pregnant?

1.  No, then Thagomizer would be posting in the "People with real problems" forum
2.  No, althogh that would be cool too
3.  No, then I'd be livid and hysterical

Something to do with uni then?  Did you get a nobel prize?

Not quite but along those lines on a smaller scale.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6077 on: January 19, 2007, 02:38:07 PM »
You Ace'd a test or a paper??
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6078 on: January 19, 2007, 03:00:55 PM »
crowd as in the public? whos gonna vote someone out then?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6079 on: January 19, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »
My belly is sore, I cannot take a shit, I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place and I am sure I have a period coming even tho I only had one 2 weeks ago.  :-\
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6080 on: January 19, 2007, 03:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
My belly is sore, I cannot take a shit, I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place and I am sure I have a period coming even tho I only had one 2 weeks ago.  :-\

You can slap me on the shoulder like my friend Jenn does at work.
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6081 on: January 19, 2007, 03:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6082 on: January 19, 2007, 03:46:37 PM »
Sex sex sex, I need to get laid.

I think I get volitile and hyperactive at times from not jacking off.

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Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.

Hey Peter, why don't all the men fuck each other, that will stop the sexual frusturation and stop her problem. :-*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6083 on: January 19, 2007, 03:56:21 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on January 19, 2007, 03:46:37 PM
Hey Peter, why don't all the men fuck each other, that will stop the sexual frusturation and stop her problem. :-*

Ok, but make sure you use plenty of makeup and wear a purty dress for me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6084 on: January 19, 2007, 04:04:14 PM »
Well, there are prostitutes out and about out there...and porn movies...and a right hand, or a blow up sheep...and maybe even dating someone and getting the real thing?  :green:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6085 on: January 19, 2007, 04:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
Well, there are prostitutes out and about out there

They're expensive and have diseases.

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...and porn movies...and a right hand

And after watching our porn, we like to share it.   :)

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, or a blow up sheep

A vibrating one with suction action?

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...and maybe even dating someone and getting the real thing?  :green:

Some of us have issues.  We try to deal with it as best we can (by posting porn to ease our frustrations).  Please be sensitive to our pain and suffering.  ;)
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6086 on: January 19, 2007, 05:31:22 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 19, 2007, 03:43:43 PM
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.

or...

spam the board with posts until the thread you want gone is on the second page.

i have been ignoring the latest thread so that it may end up on page #2.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6087 on: January 19, 2007, 07:20:12 PM »
I wish I liked porn. 

I also wish I liked more vegetables.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6088 on: January 19, 2007, 07:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
I wish I liked porn. 

Why do you wish you liked porn?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #6089 on: January 19, 2007, 07:34:38 PM »
I never used to like vegetables, but it's something I forced myself to eat, starting about 5 years ago, and now my tastes have adapted to them, and I no longer particularly like, or outright dislike the things I used to eat.  Most of the veg I eat now is raw; just chopped and heated a bit and mixed with some meat and olive oil, and it tastes fine to me (I even prefer it raw these days), but in the past, raw onions and broccoli would have been pretty horrible.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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