A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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So when will join PlayGirl?
Quote from: kevv729 on January 18, 2007, 11:34:59 PMSo when will join PlayGirl?I need a photographer or some horny bitch to take nude photographs for them, and I need more than one. Then I get the model release form from Wolfgurl/Jessica and send that in with a copy of my id. That will probably lead to more jobs elsewhere or with playgirl magazine.
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 18, 2007, 10:06:17 PMAnd I am seeing myself as fat because I am always grossly bloated at the end of the day with a sticky out belly. :police:Uuuhm, this is not good Graelwyn, I saw the pics of you. If anything I'd say you're too skinny. You could put 5-10 lbs on and look better.
And I am seeing myself as fat because I am always grossly bloated at the end of the day with a sticky out belly.
Jade and Danielle were really snotty today. Jade and Shilpa are facing eviction. just wait and see who gets the boot. dollars to donuts it's Jade.
Intresting, mood still off from this morning. I did not adress it, it presisted, and it seem to have provoked a greater appetite. I had better adress it or I might do something I will regret. Maybe it was going to subside and it got knocked off by something. I wonder if the one of the herbal extracts is making this, and I doubt its ginko biloba.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Some good news. When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently. Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction. Thread to follow at some point.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 19, 2007, 01:02:19 PMYYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Some good news. When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently. Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction. Thread to follow at some point.You're getting married? You won the lottery? The doctors screwed up and you're pregnant?