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Offline Calandale

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7500 on: April 04, 2007, 09:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 04, 2007, 02:51:37 PM
Yep. But she's got a beautiful face, hasn't she?

Didn't think you were interested in THAT end.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7501 on: April 04, 2007, 10:11:42 PM »
...you could decapitate someone using my pubic hair...
...you could suspend the golden gate bridge using my pubic hair...
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7502 on: April 04, 2007, 10:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on April 04, 2007, 10:11:42 PM
...you could decapitate someone using my pubic hair...
...you could suspend the golden gate bridge using my pubic hair...

You're a piece of steel wire rope ??
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7503 on: April 04, 2007, 11:00:02 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 04, 2007, 07:46:58 PM
No idea. What does it mean DD?

You mean - Why would I want a dogs ass with trendy shades on its tail for an avatar?

Because, it's the funniest thing I had seen in a while.

... or do you mean the text?

I wanted it to change, so that the first time someone saw it, they would stop and wonder, for a split second, which bored, idiotic shortwank who posts here was needing to jack off, this time, instead of type. I put more thought into the sarcastic answer I gave Pyraxis, earlier in the day about it, than I did the personality text lines, themselves.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7504 on: April 05, 2007, 02:20:00 AM »
Quote from: calandale on April 04, 2007, 09:35:54 PM
Quote from: Litigious on April 04, 2007, 02:51:37 PM
Yep. But she's got a beautiful face, hasn't she?

Didn't think you were interested in THAT end.

Oh, yes, I am. But I love big arses too, if they're just firm. I have pics of an arse of another woman that I had a relationship with, though I hesitate to post them, since it's too private and I'm still kind of in love with her.  :-\
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7505 on: April 05, 2007, 02:22:46 AM »
Well, you know, you don't have to do anything you feel uncomfortable with...


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7506 on: April 05, 2007, 02:39:48 AM »
You can look at this pic of another girl I had long ago, 1997-98. It's a pic that she herself has on her website, though it's not a sexual one.  8)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7507 on: April 05, 2007, 02:47:42 AM »
"What? Aren't all Swedish women blond?"  ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7508 on: April 05, 2007, 03:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 04, 2007, 11:00:02 PM
Quote from: duncvis on April 04, 2007, 07:46:58 PM
No idea. What does it mean DD?

You mean - Why would I want a dogs ass with trendy shades on its tail for an avatar?

Because, it's the funniest thing I had seen in a while.

... or do you mean the text?

I wanted it to change, so that the first time someone saw it, they would stop and wonder, for a split second, which bored, idiotic shortwank who posts here was needing to jack off, this time, instead of type. I put more thought into the sarcastic answer I gave Pyraxis, earlier in the day about it, than I did the personality text lines, themselves.

I meant the username matey :P

The dogs ass picture and text are fucking funny though. I had to plus you for em.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7509 on: April 05, 2007, 05:59:05 AM »

Pronounce the first name as if it were Spanish. Accent on the syllable, "san".
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7510 on: April 05, 2007, 06:16:20 AM »
I woke up today with my computer switched on and my alarm reset, but I've no memory of doing either.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7511 on: April 05, 2007, 06:30:45 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 05, 2007, 02:39:48 AM
You can look at this pic of another girl I had long ago, 1997-98. It's a pic that she herself has on her website, though it's not a sexual one.  8)
did the two of you fuck like bunnies.

there, it's now a sexual picture.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7512 on: April 05, 2007, 08:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 05, 2007, 05:59:05 AM

Pronounce the first name as if it were Spanish. Accent on the syllable, "san".

 :laugh: I had no idea what the name meant 'till you said that.  :asthing:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7513 on: April 05, 2007, 08:57:53 AM »
I don't want to have a holiday, I want to go to work. I've been on holiday for years. :/

Just as I'm studying for a new career, the Easter holiday starts. Ho hum, cue boredom.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7514 on: April 05, 2007, 09:22:13 AM »
Some dumb bitch is at a porn convention and takes a case of the ass about how she gets her boob signed, all wrong, by a porn legend! Another instance of the truth being stranger than fiction?

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Ron Jeremy Allegedly Cops a Feel; Cops Called



"TMZ has learned legendary porn star Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report claiming Ron acted like a boob by grabbing hers, and then signing it without permission.

The alleged incident occurred Saturday during the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach. According to the police report obtained by TMZ, Leslie Sanchez approached Jeremy for an autograph, with her husband in tow.

Sanchez and her husband claim Jeremy was happy to oblige, but then he allegedly "reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim's blouse." Sanchez then claims Jeremy "reached inside her bra and grabbed her nipple. He pulled the nipple up and took out victim's breast and signed his name on it."

According to the police report, Sanchez "never gave Ron Jeremy permission to touch her." Sanchez also claims she has photos of the alleged incident.

TMZ spoke with Ron Jeremy who vigorously denied any wrongdoing, saying, "First of all, there was security around me at all times. If they had a problem, why wouldn't they have said something at that point? I probably signed about 150 boobs that weekend, all of which I sign 'RJ with a heart' and if i would've touched a breast, i might have cupped it while i signed. Rules of the convention were that you can not expose a breast, so I never did. And if this was a couple, I always ask permission of the male to sign the breast before I do it. Some people waited an hour for me to sign their breast. My line was second only to Jenna Jameson's."

So far, no charges have been filed against Jeremy."
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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