If McDonald's had a porn site, the girls there would all look the same. ![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
Yeah and their product would not apepear, in reality, as enticing as the pictures, some will have been warmed over for too long, and their "fast fuck" advertising/promise will occasionally fail and you will have to wait in line, you will not be able to order a 'combo' and substitute a side order rimjob for ball sucking, BUT ... they would probably have a drive-up blow job window and hire a lot of first timers, just getting started. If they would offer enough napkins and condiments, they may have a viable product.