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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29490 on: June 11, 2011, 06:49:50 PM »
My brother and his friends all have nits :(

I thought my house was safe from nits because I didn't have any sisters

apparently not

Nope.  You can catch lice simply by sitting in a theater, church, bus, barber seat next to someone who has them or sat in the seat before you, hanging your coat or swim next to the coat or swim towel of someone who has them, etc.  It's awful the first time, but by the 3rd or so time I learned you didn't have to vacuum the whole house, wash all the floors, etc.  I merely treat, comb, change bed linens and that was it.  Works every time.  Maximum time is about 2 hours because of the combing.

At least the animals are safe and don't have to be treated because human lice don't live on cats and dogs.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29491 on: June 11, 2011, 07:25:56 PM »
Big fucking peters.  :orly:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29492 on: June 12, 2011, 01:33:12 AM »
"My goodness... I haven't even got myself ready yet for today"
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29493 on: June 12, 2011, 03:36:12 AM »
My brother and his friends all have nits :(

I thought my house was safe from nits because I didn't have any sisters

apparently not

Nope.  You can catch lice simply by sitting in a theater, church, bus, barber seat next to someone who has them or sat in the seat before you, hanging your coat or swim next to the coat or swim towel of someone who has them, etc.  It's awful the first time, but by the 3rd or so time I learned you didn't have to vacuum the whole house, wash all the floors, etc.  I merely treat, comb, change bed linens and that was it.  Works every time.  Maximum time is about 2 hours because of the combing.

At least the animals are safe and don't have to be treated because human lice don't live on cats and dogs.

Playing together in sandpits seems to be the way to catch lice.

They were wondering at school here why lice would be most prolific in summer, when there are no infected coats hanging side to side and such. Turns out sandpits are a problem.  :-\ Great place to catch worms too.

Banning sandpits would be horrible though. So prioderm and anti-worm pills.
Oh, cuddly toys don't need to be washed, if they can't deal with washing on a 60oC program. They can be stored in the freezer for 24 hours, or, kept away in a plastic bag, or just high up a shelf, for a week will work too.

Apparently lice don't like hair that has been dyed. So, this is the time for your brothers to convince mum to get a cool multicoloured hairdo.  >:D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29494 on: June 12, 2011, 03:36:23 AM »
i am thinking doh for leaving out washing in the rain :thumbdn:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29495 on: June 12, 2011, 04:15:10 AM »
Today's going to be sort of a day off...
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29496 on: June 12, 2011, 06:23:28 AM »
Chocolate muffins.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29497 on: June 12, 2011, 07:00:12 AM »
What is it about shopping that leaves me absolutely exhausted. I feel like I have been running a marathon
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29498 on: June 12, 2011, 07:37:11 AM »
What is it about shopping that leaves me absolutely exhausted. I feel like I have been running a marathon

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29499 on: June 12, 2011, 11:51:44 AM »
"How on earth I'm I gonna find a really nice engagement ring? Save up for my wedding when all this and that always going on?"
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29500 on: June 12, 2011, 11:53:31 AM »
"How on earth I'm I gonna find a really nice engagement ring? Save up for my wedding when all this and that always going on?"

I'll lend you some of my jewels and you can get married at St. Paul's and reception at Buck House.  All for only 99p a head.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29501 on: June 12, 2011, 01:06:49 PM »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29502 on: June 12, 2011, 05:07:29 PM »
My alpine newt babies are starting to grow up and leave the water.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29503 on: June 12, 2011, 05:19:53 PM »
I can hear one of my fire salamanders swimming and crawling around.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29504 on: June 12, 2011, 07:15:41 PM »
Next time I'm feeling down, I need to remember to read lyttle lytton.  That is some QUALITY bad writing.
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