A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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People are strange.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Psychophant on April 10, 2011, 07:33:16 PMPeople are strange.When you're a stranger.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 10, 2011, 07:37:49 PMQuote from: Psychophant on April 10, 2011, 07:33:16 PMPeople are strange.When you're a stranger. Faces look ugly when you're alone.Women seem wicked when you're unwanted.Streets are uneven when you're down.
Hey! You guys ought to write songs.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 10, 2011, 09:34:48 PMHey! You guys ought to write songs. YEAH! Do you think people would like this one?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2011, 04:27:27 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 10, 2011, 09:34:48 PMHey! You guys ought to write songs. YEAH! Do you think people would like this one? I don't know. You might want to try something with Seasons in the title.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
My 9 (soon to be 10) year old brother has his friends round for his birthday party.Someone be on hand to report a multi-infanticide.
Quote from: PPK on April 11, 2011, 04:28:56 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2011, 04:27:27 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 10, 2011, 09:34:48 PMHey! You guys ought to write songs. YEAH! Do you think people would like this one? I don't know. You might want to try something with Seasons in the title. Hey, I know! "SEASONS IN THE SUN!" Doesn't that sound good?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Multi-infanticides are
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 11, 2011, 07:18:41 AMMy 9 (soon to be 10) year old brother has his friends round for his birthday party.Someone be on hand to report a multi-infanticide. Just go in your room and lock yourself in! Then listen to music on headphones!
Quote from: TheoK on April 11, 2011, 07:19:26 AMMulti-infanticides are They're also a great service to peace and quiet. Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2011, 07:19:56 AMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 11, 2011, 07:18:41 AMMy 9 (soon to be 10) year old brother has his friends round for his birthday party.Someone be on hand to report a multi-infanticide. Just go in your room and lock yourself in! Then listen to music on headphones! But they're all in the garden and my bedroom overlooks the garden and it's too hot to close the windows.