For QAnon Shaman to get Parole, the board of officials suggests that The Shaman does 246 hours of community service at an old folks home. Which old folks home? It is unknown at this time.
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 29, 2011, 10:07:14 AMWe also made people soup. Ummm, which people were in it?
We also made people soup.
Today would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on March 30, 2011, 06:15:34 AMToday would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.What flavor muffins?
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 30, 2011, 06:22:29 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on March 30, 2011, 06:15:34 AMToday would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.What flavor muffins? Apple cinnamon bran muffins
I just made banana muffins. What a coincidence.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
There's an ant colony in a concrete planter beside my pond. This pleases me.
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 29, 2011, 10:26:36 PMQuote from: Stalin on March 29, 2011, 10:22:15 PMWhy the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?Did he promise to bring coffee and donuts? That would be a good reason! Nope.Only to give me a fuck and to cook for me when I get home from work later.I think he tried to call me a whore in a text message, but there were mostly random letters in it, so it's hard to tell. And he phoned just now, telling me how I love him and that he can't cope without me.Well...since I went all psycho drunk on him last summer, slapping him in the face and stuff, I guess I owe him one.
Quote from: Stalin on March 29, 2011, 10:22:15 PMWhy the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?Did he promise to bring coffee and donuts? That would be a good reason!
Why the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I've used this guy twice today myself