"If it looks like a , and quacks like a , we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams (English Writer) 1952-2001
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
is it possible to chew a cherry Airwaves on one side of one's mouth, and a spearmint Extra on the other, without the two flavours becoming too desperately intermingled?(watch this space - all will be revealed, shortly... )
well, that's global warming for you.better learn to enjoy it, folks, cos no-one bothered listening when the "looney greens" (i.e. people like me) warned people about this, years and fucking years ago. wish i could feel smug, but it's too much of a tragedy and atrocity to do so.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.