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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11940 on: October 13, 2007, 11:31:19 PM »
I will eventually have to tell the friend who actually did believe me that my boyfriend does not actually have an eating disorder.  Apparently he was mouthing "she's full of shit" behind my back while I was trying to imply that he did, and the other friend was nodding her commiserative agreement, but the one who believed me was actually kind of concerned.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11941 on: October 13, 2007, 11:43:55 PM »
complicated much?   :-\

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11942 on: October 13, 2007, 11:46:00 PM »
I will eventually have to tell the friend who actually did believe me that my boyfriend does not actually have an eating disorder.  Apparently he was mouthing "she's full of shit" behind my back while I was trying to imply that he did, and the other friend was nodding her commiserative agreement, but the one who believed me was actually kind of concerned.

You have a new boyfriend?  Does he have an eating disorder or not?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11943 on: October 14, 2007, 01:11:40 AM »
Carrot sonk backwards within moose equals grue glue. Cheese cheese cheese lamp chair window table nose is sonk. Multiple sonks. No quack. Quack with carrots. Carrots with quack. Nose lamp is smilie cheese downward. Downward wrap the moose nose to cheese position foot.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11944 on: October 14, 2007, 08:26:22 AM »
complicated much?   :-\

 :-*

Is that in response to my above post, or is it a seperate post?  If it's your own post, I'm sorry.

But if it's in respone to mine, it's not complicated, I'm just an asshole.  Sometimes I'll bullshit like that just to drive someone nuts (in this case, the boyfriend).  Basically, he'd eaten before he hung out with us, but the rest of us all ate at some point, so someone joked that he never ate in front of people, so I started saying he'd never eaten in front of me either.  Which is a lie, but I stuck to it.

What's funny is that earlier in the evening the friend who fell for it (or seemed to- she could have been playing along and doing a damn good job) actually said to my him (in reponse to something I was doing that I no longer recall but assume was teasing):  "See what I put up with?"  Lol.

I will eventually have to tell the friend who actually did believe me that my boyfriend does not actually have an eating disorder.  Apparently he was mouthing "she's full of shit" behind my back while I was trying to imply that he did, and the other friend was nodding her commiserative agreement, but the one who believed me was actually kind of concerned.

You have a new boyfriend?  Does he have an eating disorder or not?

1.  yes  2.  No.  :lol:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11945 on: October 14, 2007, 09:21:50 AM »
Today is Father takes daughter to lunch and let mommy have some Peace and Quiet Day. :P  Oh well, might as well go to the bookstore after we eat.  And it's a good excuse to try a new restaurant in town.   :P

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11946 on: October 14, 2007, 11:01:36 AM »
Carrot sonk backwards within moose equals grue glue. Cheese cheese cheese lamp chair window table nose is sonk. Multiple sonks. No quack. Quack with carrots. Carrots with quack. Nose lamp is smilie cheese downward. Downward wrap the moose nose to cheese position foot.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11947 on: October 14, 2007, 11:03:04 AM »
complicated much?   :-\

 :-*

Is that in response to my above post, or is it a seperate post?  If it's your own post, I'm sorry.

it was indeed in response to your post.

and now everything is clear.  i thank you.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11948 on: October 14, 2007, 12:06:54 PM »


I hurt so fucking bad!

I threw my hip out of joint this morning. It is a bit weak from a major injury, earlier this past week. I did a girlie splits and I am only slightly girlie.

Whren I threw my hip out, it hurt Like a momfo!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11949 on: October 14, 2007, 12:07:42 PM »


I am just sitting here and my hip joint hurts like a mother fucker!!!!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11950 on: October 14, 2007, 12:20:20 PM »


I am just sitting here and my hip joint hurts like a mother fucker!!!!

* Scrapheap  gives DirtDawg some morphine
that should do the trick!!!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11951 on: October 14, 2007, 12:30:37 PM »

My wife has decided that I am drunk, becuaeuse I am sttimming and slurrrrinfg my speech but I haven't had anything to drink, since early Saturday night.

I am just a bit overhwhelmsed from dealing with the people at work.

I fucking hate the bitch I love.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11952 on: October 14, 2007, 12:58:11 PM »

I fucking hate hen some uses the expression, "on here" when referring to a website.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11953 on: October 14, 2007, 01:09:14 PM »
Sorry, but, it's the way I use the language.  Hope your feeling better soon.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11954 on: October 14, 2007, 01:10:58 PM »
Is there anything a doctor could do to help your hip get better sooner, or do you just need to rest it, DirtDawg?