i expect everyone here to freely offer themselves for my sexual pleasure as a display of gratitude and awe at my achievement ![Grin ;D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
only if you look like your current avatar. ![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
strangely enough i do look a bit like my avatar, occasionally people even mistake me for her when i'm out shopping for lingerie at exclusive boutiques
![Embarrassed :-[](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
but it's easy to tell us apart once you know how, i have the bigger forehead. cos unlike my avatar, i have a brain
![Grin ;D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
and you'd better be as phwoaar-worthy as your avatar!
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
(and please, help out the poor faceblind aspie here... give me a clue who it is!
![Huh ???](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
i thought it was one of them from shakespear's sister at first!
![Embarrassed :-[](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
)