Your Top Ten Things that piss You Off

[Gluey]

It's a long read but whoever is bored can read it.


1. Run-of-the-mill Bimbo girls who claim they are artistic individuals. Yeah what's their medium, Oral? Vaginal? or are they a mad artist and do it anal?

2. Little kids that constantly say “Why?”

3 . If someone eats cheezes than licks their fingers and touches your computer
or your video game controller with orange dye and saliva coated on their hands.

4. Bossy Yorkshire Terriers that won’t stop yapping until you give them your food. It's annoying when they think their big.

5. When an older Conservative bitter person assumes you will shoplift because you have a tattoo and a skull on your shirt and than follows you around EVERYWHERE around the store.

6. Ignorant teenagers who wear band t-shirts for only fashion purposes and are not really into the band. Their minds think: “I’m not REALLY into John Lennon but I will just say I am
because I think It’s cool to be into that kind of stuff” Stupid dumbpreps.

7. Jehovah’s Witnesses constantly at your door DEMANDING
you to be part of their religion and if you say “No thank you “
in a respectful civilized matter they will tell you what a horrible
person you are because you don’t follow their beliefs and they
come back the next week. Sorry to put a disgrace to you religion but you have put
Many disgraces to a lot of peoples spiritual beliefs by being so invasive. So please no more.
I'm a vegetarian. It's my belief not to eat animals but I won't go into a Mcdonalds and show
people slaughter pictures and preach at them. I know it does'nt work anyways. I inspire people to become vegetarians and only talk about my vegetarianism if people ask "Why are you vegetarian?" I just don't go stomping into Burger king or Wendy's and tell people they are like Nazi's and evil. Anyways it's not their fault they are ignorant sheep and I keep that humbly to myself.

8. Pop Up Ads on the internet Especially if you get a pornographic one.

9. When you are in a rush at the grocery store with
just a carton of milk and the person with a kazillion things in their cart in font
of you and nobody will do the respectful act of letting you go first.

10. Organized Religion and Television.

[Scrapheap]

Well, where is fucking #10  already??

[Calandale]

I kind of like the mad artistic type.

Or maybe I just like anal sex.

[maldoror]

Effeminite dudes and butch dykes. Also, pretentious college kid mentality. Weird how they overlap.

[Eclair]

Motorcyclists with no sense of how easily they sneak up on someone when they accelerate too fast and weave in and out of city traffic.  I had six in my rear view mirror the other day and I thought I was in the film Mad Max.  They were zooming in and out of the place.

Rude shop staff.  Like the one who told me yesterday the shop was closed when she was packing up out the front.  It was 5 minutes to 5 and in the time it took her to argue with me that they were closed I could have been in and out and gotten what I wanted.  Which I did anyway.  No customer service. 

[Mr Smith]

I have too many to list.

Here's a few though.

Kids that sneeze in my face and all over my stuff
People that don't cover their mouths when they cough
Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath
People that wear dirty clothes (for fucks sake, showers are pointless if you're going to wear something that smells like it's been buried in the tip)
Dirty hair
People with sores on their legs

And that just covers germy stuff.

[Calandale]

Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath

Mouth breathaphobia is a sign of a closet mouth breather. 


I think that somehow you know that I am one,
and that's why you lust me so.

[Eclair]

I have too many to list.

Here's a few though.

Kids that sneeze in my face and all over my stuff
People that don't cover their mouths when they cough
Mouth breathers - I don't want to smell your breath
People that wear dirty clothes (for fucks sake, showers are pointless if you're going to wear something that smells like it's been buried in the tip)
Dirty hair
People with sores on their legs

And that just covers germy stuff.

Mouth breathers = bad for me, anyway.

Shut your mouth.

Only breath over me when you are gasping for dear life....

[Calandale]

I suppose drooling is right out. 

[Eclair]

I suppose drooling is right out. 

I would divulge but that would be bordering on sexual territory...and you know me, I'm so pure, I could never elaborate on that!

[Calandale]

Of course. A lady never reveals her desires,
but in the most discreet of manners.

And a gentleman can always read those.

[El]

Getting cut off right before two lanes on a road turn into one lane.  I don't mind being passed, but I mind when people wait until it's most likely to cause an accident to do it.

People in cars behind me who honk as if I should have tried to bend the laws of physics in order to allow them to get where they're going forty seconds quicker.

[Parts]

How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right

[Scrapheap]

How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right

 

[Callaway]

How about the people who have to come to almost a complete stop before turning right

How about the people who have to enter the lane for oncoming traffic before they turn right?  They are much worse.