My ask away thread

[renaeden]

If he liked sex as much as me,  he would do what I suggest.

How do you know you like it if you have never had it?






Sorry wrong thread I know, just couldn't resist.

[Calandale]

On so many levels.

No one could have asked this,
so well.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

Alright last time, since you asked, but Dunc said to wait for PI.  Here is how I think, take notes!  I like to jack off,  that was so fun already, but sex is better with a person, I can sorta of imagine what sex would feel like.  Its one step above what I already had fun with.  That is motivation enough for me want to so obessive minded.  People upstairs told me how to make my own pocket pussy  and shit to.  Ever herd of wanting what you can't have, or will eventually have?  You say not to someone and they want it more.  I said no to the gay, and now he wants me more.  Fucker!  The fucked up eyes of love, just got to be very careful talking to him.

[purposefulinsanity]

I can now fully grasp and fully support the need to lock your own threads, if you so choose.

Need a dust pan and a broom, too.

I see what you mean Dawg, from the looks of things it seems that we're way past the dust pan and brush stage- its going to take a high-pressure hose to get this thread free from shit.  Oh and whilst I have it out:

Can I pick someone else to shoo me?

* purposefulinsanity turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread

[purposefulinsanity]

Yet curiously disinterested. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves until PI returns and shoos you all out of her thread.  :lol:

She can shoo me any time!!

But I'd never want to shoo you out of my thread 

[Calandale]

Good to see you here. 

What foods have you put inside your vagina?

[purposefulinsanity]

Good to see you here. 

What foods have you put inside your vagina?

I must have been away too long because for a minute there I thought that was a strange question for you to be asking.

And to answer that question- nothing particularly interesting or out of the ordinary, I'm not a huge fan of using food during sex- I'd much rather use it as foreplay.

[Calandale]

Given what people have posted here,
everything seems out of the ordinary.

Feel free to shock them.

[Lucifer]

Can I pick someone else to shoo me?

* purposefulinsanity turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread

*offers assistance with drying procedure.*   

[Christopher McCandless]

Can I pick someone else to shoo me?

* purposefulinsanity turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread

*offers assistance with drying procedure.*   

[purposefulinsanity]

Given what people have posted here,
everything seems out of the ordinary.

Feel free to shock them.

Seriously??  Come on, hasn't everybody made a meal out of sex at least once in their lives?? 

[Calandale]

so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.

 

Hell, I'll even settle for some seltzer,
or pop rocks, at this point.

[purposefulinsanity]

Ok- Have done the strawberries and chocolate mousse, whipped cream thing; the whole oral with a mouthful of ice and/or spirit thing; and once out of curiosity, we collected as many suitable looking objects as we could find from around the house to 'try'- which included some food objects- the most interesting to use being a frozen ice-pop, the sharp edges of the wrapper just added to the sensation- although risk of frostbite did briefly cross my mind.

[Lucifer]

so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.

bollocks - what's stew when it's at home, if it's not food?

[purposefulinsanity]

so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.

bollocks - what's stew when it's at home, if it's not food?

Straight from the pan??    Do you have an asbestos vagina?