A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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i wasn't clear, i meant all single women seem to take care of their bikini line.but it isn't a priority for married women.do you think i am the only guy on I² who has worn a woman's thong?
when i discussed my penis' sense of smell or sense of familiarity;i cannot spoon my wife without getting an erection.is that wierd?
but every single time, and even when she is fully dressed?
no, because i am afraid of the answer.
i am afraid that my wife doesn't find me sexy anymore.
yes i know that.i am just too selfish to accept her thought process.even when she isn't pregnant, i know that she is self conscious of her stretch marks (she had two 9 1/2 pound babies natural).but the truth is, sex is a big issue with me, and i want it constantly (unless she wants it constantly).why?
even though we are married, she never wants to do it when one of our parents are in the same house.but i want to do it more than ever.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: peegai on July 25, 2006, 02:16:38 PMDo you get orgasms out of dangerous situations?What do you mean by dangerous situations?
Do you get orgasms out of dangerous situations?