My ask away thread

[McGiver]

do you think that j. depp has a little too much eye makeup in your avatar?

[purposefulinsanity]

do you think that j. depp has a little too much eye makeup in your avatar?

I've not really considered that- although I have wondered why a pirate would be wearing eyeliner in the first place.

[McGiver]

its probably all those months at sea, kinda feminises them a bit.

Did you get a tan on your trip to the coast?

[purposefulinsanity]

its probably all those months at sea, kinda feminises them a bit.

Did you get a tan on your trip to the coast?

I suppose a shortage of female pirates might lead them to seek other ways to fill the long, lonely nights.


I don't usually tan but I actually did this time- unfortunately I also got my sun allergy rash (it was sore but its clearing up now).

[McGiver]

is dunc all excited about the presence of color?

also,
do you vacation at the coast nearly every year?

[purposefulinsanity]

is dunc all excited about the presence of color?

also,
do you vacation at the coast nearly every year?

To be honest I don't think he's that bothered what colour my skin is- he's much more of a 'touch' person anyway.

We actually can't always afford a holiday but when we can we usually take the kids to the seaside.

[McGiver]

[purposefulinsanity]

I thought we had the full moon last week 

And are you really wearing a sequined thong under that pube afro??

It just gets better and better- do you often tuck your bits between your legs and dance around like that silence of the lambs freak?? 'Put the lotion in the basket'

[McGiver]

those were the three pictures that photobucket deleted.
now they will probabbly ban me.

the thong was really tight and pushed all my hair upwards for the afro affect.

glad to make you smile.
anytime.

[purposefulinsanity]

Did you buy the thong yourself or was it a present?

[McGiver]

it is my wifes.

i was saying in post an offensive fact about yourself how i used to wear her thoings to college when we were still dating, and it used to make me so horny.  because i felt so, so, sexy.

[purposefulinsanity]

it is my wifes.

i was saying in post an offensive fact about yourself how i used to wear her thoings to college when we were still dating, and it used to make me so horny.  because i felt so, so, sexy.

What was it that made you feel sexy- the back of the thong rubbing against your asshole? Or was it the fact you thought a pube afro made you look hot?

[McGiver]

hardy har, har.

i was much thinner back then and the thong wasn't so tight.
also, i had a well manicured pube region also.
you know, how all singlke women have that nice landing strip, but then, when they gey married they tend to let it grow out, like the rain foresst.


no, it turned me on, because i could still smell the faint aroma of vagina.

did you know that i think that my penis has a sense of smell.  or at least the sense of familiarity?

[purposefulinsanity]

hardy har, har.

i was much thinner back then and the thong wasn't so tight.
also, i had a well manicured pube region also.
you know, how all singlke women have that nice landing strip, but then, when they gey married they tend to let it grow out, like the rain foresst.


no, it turned me on, because i could still smell the faint aroma of vagina.

did you know that i think that my penis has a sense of smell.  or at least the sense of familiarity?

I don't think all women stop taking care of that area just because they are married- I suppose it depends on their reasons for doing it in the first place.


And btw- I was being funny but it was also a serious question, I know that enjoy wearing a thong because of how it sometimes rubs against sensitive areas 

[McGiver]

i wasn't clear, i meant all single women seem to take care of their bikini line.
but it isn't a priority for married women.

do you think i am the only guy on I² who has worn a woman's thong?