A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You're that large?
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Quote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:09:40 AMif i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?Sure.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 22, 2007, 05:12:21 AMQuote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:09:40 AMif i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?Sure. i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.i focused mainly on the penetration.also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
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Quote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:14:31 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 22, 2007, 05:12:21 AMQuote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:09:40 AMif i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?Sure. i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.i focused mainly on the penetration.also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.What about your ego?
Quote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:14:31 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 22, 2007, 05:12:21 AMQuote from: McSmartass on May 22, 2007, 05:09:40 AMif i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?Sure. i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.i focused mainly on the penetration.also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.You sound like a woman asking if your butt looks big in this.