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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2007, 11:15:06 AM »
So I guess that's why Lurker doesn't want us asking him any questions, huh? He's a terrorist? :evillaugh:

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2007, 11:43:34 AM »
Are you a beautiful or unique snowflake?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2007, 11:58:54 AM »
We are all part of the same compost heap.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2007, 12:24:52 PM »
Are you a beautiful or unique snowflake?
no, but i am Jack's raging bile duct.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 12:53:47 PM »
I am Jack's colon.  I get cancer, I kill Jack.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 12:55:48 PM »
i am Jill's Nipple. i get pierced, Jill gets grounded for two weeks.
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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2007, 01:06:49 AM »
Got that?   :shark:

What is Project Mayhem?



THE FIRST RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE SECOND RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE THIRD RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO EXCUSES.
THE FOURTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO LIES.
THE FIFTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU HAVE TO TRUST TYLER.



Thanks, Amyleigh.  You have told me the rules of Project Mayhem and I appreciate that.

But what is Project Mayhem?
:laugh: :plus:

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2007, 05:08:16 PM »
watch the BMITWEZOMG!!! Callaway.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2007, 04:11:55 AM »
Ok, I won't.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2007, 11:01:33 PM »
you must.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2007, 11:01:55 PM »
YOu mustn't.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2007, 11:02:51 PM »
you should.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2007, 11:04:49 PM »
I shan't.

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2007, 11:13:04 PM »
thou shall and thou will.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Don't ask Lurker anything!
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »
obey thy master!!  :P