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Offline Eclair

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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2007, 06:14:21 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 15, 2007, 06:08:05 AM
*bites lip and imagines*

Lip biting.  That's very sexy.

Now behave yourself.
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2007, 06:28:13 AM »
I do that ALL the time.
'Course, I often snort at
the same time.  :laugh:
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2007, 06:34:16 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 15, 2007, 06:28:13 AM
I do that ALL the time.
'Course, I often snort at
the same time.  :laugh:

Snorting is not sexual.  No.

I bite my lip too.  Now, no more talk about lips.
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2007, 06:36:58 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 06:34:16 AM


Snorting is not sexual.  No.



Some seem to think so.
Rather like when a horse does.

The humor and cynicism behind when I
flirt.
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2007, 09:44:49 AM »
Quote from: amyleigh on September 10, 2007, 11:15:52 AM
I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
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now commence welcoming the noob.

Sorry to hear that your blind!  :P
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2007, 06:29:56 PM »
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2007, 12:51:58 AM »
i thought you said you loved her? 

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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2007, 12:53:03 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on September 15, 2007, 06:29:56 PM


God, McJ needs a good snipping.  Don't post that pic again Tesla!
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2007, 12:53:43 AM »
I thought he WAS snipped. ???
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2007, 12:58:26 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 16, 2007, 12:53:43 AM
I thought he WAS snipped. ???

 :LMAO:

 Correct.  On all accounts.  He has been trimmed all over...EXCEPT FOR THOSE PUBES!!

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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2007, 01:01:27 AM »
I'd suggest waxing, but I don't think it would make it to
the skin.
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2007, 06:38:49 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on September 15, 2007, 06:29:56 PM


Are McJagger's wife's panties mesh or sequined?

I always thought sequined because surely hair would be poking out all over if they were mesh.

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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #57 on: September 16, 2007, 09:50:03 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 15, 2007, 09:44:49 AM
Quote from: amyleigh on September 10, 2007, 11:15:52 AM
I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
 :finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.

Sorry to hear that your blind!  :P
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Oh rupert, I and my dyslexia and spell checker thank you for your observation. We hope you'll continue to follow us around the board, around the web, and around life in general. Pointing to and clarifying mistakes made, for the sake of those, much like yourself, who have no idea the meaning of "context".
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2007, 09:51:53 AM »
Rupert was just trying to have a little fun... that's all.
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Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2007, 09:58:03 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 14, 2007, 10:34:15 AM
Fully erect, how long is your penis?
Fully Erect:

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