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Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« on: September 03, 2007, 04:26:24 PM »
Ok my child, How have you sinned in the last week? Get it off your chest...
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 04:38:56 PM »
Erm, father. I was a very naughty boy this week, I didnt wank how you asked me too in the shower, and didnt let you see my penis.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 04:43:27 PM »
That's ok my child, come around to the rectory this evening and I will give you another 'guitar lesson'.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 04:44:11 PM »
Please father, dont play my strings this time.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 05:00:22 PM »
Don't fret boy, you just need a bit of fine tuning so God can truely love you as his son. Thats where I come along. Its all for your own good. Remember you liked it last time when I took you for a dickyback ride around my study. You said you felt like a prizewinning jockey!
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 05:02:04 PM »
But Father, thats because you beat me and twisted my knobs until I said and did all that. Please dont push my buttons this week.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 05:23:57 PM »
Its God's Will my child. And do not dare FUCK with God's will.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2007, 05:32:03 PM »
But God never said you could play with me.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2007, 05:39:55 PM »
My child, God communicates to me alot. We have spoken at lenght about you. He thinks you are very special. Maybe more special than Patrick Swayze!

It may not make sense to you now but one day it will. We are preparing you. Tomorrow I want you to wash my car in your underwear with plenty of sudds. Don't think, don't question, just do.

I will be videotaping it because the Pope wants to make sure my car and your underwear are clean.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2007, 05:43:28 PM »
*grudgingly gets cock out*
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2007, 05:49:27 PM »
*searches for the holy water*

Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2007, 08:56:22 PM »
I ate rice cakes over my keyboard lastnight. It's my computer and I don't care if rice cakes get in it so STFU
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2007, 09:12:40 PM »
Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 09:46:55 PM »
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I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 07:43:45 AM »
Quote from: kubricksRubicksCube on September 03, 2007, 05:49:27 PM
*searches for the holy water*

Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.
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