Bless Me Father, For I have Sinned

[purposefulinsanity]

*searches for the holy water*

Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.

I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.

I think that might have been the intended effect in this case

[Alex179]

The Jesus Juice worked for Michael Jackson.

[QuirkyCarla]

Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.

That's  my favorite Jack Nicholson quote ever! I'll  you every time I see you now. 

[enronh]

*searches for the holy water*

Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.

I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.

Its either the wine or I'll make you repair the tiles on the church roof in the freezing wind like last time!

You know my child that God likes me to play the organ in more ways than one. 

[enronh]

Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.

That's  my favorite Jack Nicholson quote ever! I'll  you every time I see you now. 

 

[purposefulinsanity]

[enronh]

fuck it.