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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.
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Offline Calandale

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2007, 07:07:01 PM »
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2007, 12:55:54 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 03, 2007, 10:49:30 PM
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.
Kinda made sense.
This is what I do. A little bit of ironing every day. I iron GA's clothes as well. And I didn't think it was weird to iron jeans. I do that too. But I don't go as far as my mum. She will iron pillowcases.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2007, 07:40:42 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :laugh:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2007, 07:49:05 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on September 05, 2007, 12:55:54 AM
Quote from: calandale on September 03, 2007, 10:49:30 PM
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.
Kinda made sense.
This is what I do. A little bit of ironing every day. I iron GA's clothes as well. And I didn't think it was weird to iron jeans. I do that too. But I don't go as far as my mum. She will iron pillowcases.

I iron pillowcases. I wonder if they have a 12 step program for that?  :coffee:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM »
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2007, 08:25:53 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2007, 08:41:38 AM »
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 08:25:53 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2007, 08:54:24 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:41:38 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 08:25:53 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?

Point taken.   :o
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2007, 09:11:48 AM »
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 08:54:24 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:41:38 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 08:25:53 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?

Point taken.   :o

Pun intended?
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2007, 09:17:43 AM »
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2007, 10:07:53 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 05, 2007, 09:17:43 AM
Quote from: vodzy on September 05, 2007, 09:11:48 AM
Pun intended?

puncushion?

WTF? get the fuck out of here you ruined the thread bitch.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2007, 10:14:19 AM »
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