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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #120 on: May 05, 2017, 10:56:05 PM »
:LOL: Your poor daughter.

I am still guilty of not changing my sheets often enough. Come to think of it I should change them now and I've been putting it off for at least a week.

Sometimes one has to learn the consequences (or advantages) of these chores for oneself.
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But as a parent of full grown teens, my mind is often boggled by the simple things that we missed teaching them.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #121 on: May 06, 2017, 02:51:58 AM »
:LOL: Your poor daughter.

I am still guilty of not changing my sheets often enough. Come to think of it I should change them now and I've been putting it off for at least a week.

Sometimes one has to learn the consequences (or advantages) of these chores for oneself.
Right.

But as a parent of full grown teens, my mind is often boggled by the simple things that we missed teaching them.
WTF do we do now!?????!
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They'll have to have kids of their own to learn some things.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #122 on: May 06, 2017, 03:33:46 AM »
Postponed changing the sheets for a few days with a reason. They promised a dry and sunny day today. Still is looking grey and as if it could rain any minute. But the washing machine is doing it's job. Tonight I hope to sleep between sun and wind dried sheets. Nothing can beat the feel and scent of sun and wind dried sheets.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #123 on: May 06, 2017, 05:49:30 AM »
^ I get that all the time with my washing as we don't have a dryer.

Kayleigh's washing was left out overnight and so it didn't dry. It was clothes she planned to wear today and tomorrow - she's staying at a friend's place. So we made an early trip to the laundromat. I tried to convince her to walk there as it's five minutes away. But no, wet washing is too heavy. So I drove. I helped her fold her clothes once they came out of the dryer and wished we had a dryer as her clothes were so soft and warm. And crease free.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #124 on: May 06, 2017, 06:31:32 AM »
 I don't have a dryer either. But with the weather of past months my washing had to dry in the attic most of the time.

This afternoon it is warm, windy and sunny. Makes for much softer drying than drying in the attic.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #125 on: May 08, 2017, 10:39:03 AM »
^ I get that all the time with my washing as we don't have a dryer.

Kayleigh's washing was left out overnight and so it didn't dry. It was clothes she planned to wear today and tomorrow - she's staying at a friend's place. So we made an early trip to the laundromat. I tried to convince her to walk there as it's five minutes away. But no, wet washing is too heavy. So I drove. I helped her fold her clothes once they came out of the dryer and wished we had a dryer as her clothes were so soft and warm. And crease free.

You often sound like you are describing either a small child or a crippled elderly person.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #126 on: May 08, 2017, 12:22:49 PM »
What would Kayleigh have done if you had not been around?

If I'd leave my laundry out in the rain, I may end up blow drying a pair of knickers and wearing socks I do not like. So be it.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #127 on: May 08, 2017, 09:35:30 PM »
All her pants were wet. She was going to use the hair dryer but I thought that would take forever with a pair of trackies or jeans. So the laundromat it was.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #128 on: May 08, 2017, 10:40:47 PM »
Changed my sheets last night, finally.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #129 on: May 08, 2017, 11:13:01 PM »
I voted my bitches change my sheets.  :zoinks:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #130 on: May 09, 2017, 06:08:56 AM »
All her pants were wet. She was going to use the hair dryer but I thought that would take forever with a pair of trackies or jeans. So the laundromat it was.
Sounds even more like little kid or elder, now.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #131 on: May 09, 2017, 09:02:38 AM »
All her pants were wet. She was going to use the hair dryer but I thought that would take forever with a pair of trackies or jeans. So the laundromat it was.
Sounds even more like little kid or elder, now.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #132 on: May 09, 2017, 09:13:49 AM »
All her pants were wet. She was going to use the hair dryer but I thought that would take forever with a pair of trackies or jeans. So the laundromat it was.
Sounds even more like little kid or elder, now.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #133 on: May 10, 2017, 04:39:52 AM »
  I think I will change my sheets tomorrow.  :snooze:  It's ... time.
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