A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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But there's a big crack on the other side? Two posters?
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:08:24 AMBut there's a big crack on the other side? Two posters?one of spock, one of kirk. i always thought that kirk was gay, so i would put him in the closet.
is she PMSing?
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 08:09:44 AMQuote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:08:24 AMBut there's a big crack on the other side? Two posters?one of spock, one of kirk. i always thought that kirk was gay, so i would put him in the closet. LOL! :lol:That made me laugh out loud!
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 07:50:28 AMis she PMSing?Guys, never ever ever ask this question of your significant other, especially if you are having an argument.It does not matter at all whether or not she happens to be PMSing, you will lose.If you must know for your own information, make a secret menstrual chart for your loved one and keep it in a safe place, then consult it regularly.But never ever ask her, no matter what.
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:10:56 AMQuote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 08:09:44 AMQuote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:08:24 AMBut there's a big crack on the other side? Two posters?one of spock, one of kirk. i always thought that kirk was gay, so i would put him in the closet. LOL! :lol:That made me laugh out loud!get her laughing then you two can calm a bit.you calm now?
I punched and broke one side of a concrete block in our wall.I made the mistake of asking about PMS once. I repeat, ONCE.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Callaway on September 01, 2007, 08:11:25 AMQuote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 07:50:28 AMis she PMSing?Guys, never ever ever ask this question of your significant other, especially if you are having an argument.It does not matter at all whether or not she happens to be PMSing, you will lose.If you must know for your own information, make a secret menstrual chart for your loved one and keep it in a safe place, then consult it regularly.But never ever ask her, no matter what.
do you have PMS PMS Elle?
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 09:54:21 AM do you have PMS PMS Elle?Fixed.
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 08:12:08 AMQuote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:10:56 AMQuote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 08:09:44 AMQuote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 01, 2007, 08:08:24 AMBut there's a big crack on the other side? Two posters?one of spock, one of kirk. i always thought that kirk was gay, so i would put him in the closet. LOL! :lol:That made me laugh out loud!get her laughing then you two can calm a bit.you calm now?THAT is stellar advice, though hard to do when you're both livid.