Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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I think I'm in love!
Me at work today first one inspired by lits ass pic Outside through a hole I cut
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Wow, that's some brain, Peter.
My brain.
Brains are disgusting. Even Einstein's brain.