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Quote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 01:18:20 PMImagine if someone was just staring right at your crotch and they wouldn't take their eyes off of it.You mean it's not normal for people to do that? I thought it must happen all the time to other guys.
Imagine if someone was just staring right at your crotch and they wouldn't take their eyes off of it.
Lets start with the nipples though
Quote from: parts on March 09, 2008, 02:15:15 PMLets start with the nipples though I used to cross my arms in front of them if it happened in public.
Quote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 04:10:20 PMQuote from: parts on March 09, 2008, 02:15:15 PMLets start with the nipples though I used to cross my arms in front of them if it happened in public.if my nipples get hard, it doubles the size of my boobs.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 09, 2008, 04:14:21 PMQuote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 04:10:20 PMQuote from: parts on March 09, 2008, 02:15:15 PMLets start with the nipples though I used to cross my arms in front of them if it happened in public.if my nipples get hard, it doubles the size of my boobs.
i think gus is hawt. why dont you post some nekid pics, gus, so we can be sure?
Quote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:06:58 AMYeah. Richard's up near flagstaff.cal come up to my apartment dude, i'll be living there on the 1st of april. i live right downtown next to the train tracks so we can show our penises to the train when it comes by son
Yeah. Richard's up near flagstaff.
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2008, 04:29:52 PMQuote from: Lucifer on March 09, 2008, 04:14:21 PMQuote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 04:10:20 PMQuote from: parts on March 09, 2008, 02:15:15 PMLets start with the nipples though I used to cross my arms in front of them if it happened in public.if my nipples get hard, it doubles the size of my boobs.yes, yes, which is why you think my boobs are twice the size they really are.
Quote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:55:42 PMQuote from: richard on March 09, 2008, 12:35:31 PMQuote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:06:58 AMYeah. Richard's up near flagstaff.cal come up to my apartment dude, i'll be living there on the 1st of april. i live right downtown next to the train tracks so we can show our penises to the train when it comes by sonother than waving dicks at trains, I'd love to headup there. Would have to rent a car though.got gas money? ill drive. im not waving my dick at any trains tho...
Quote from: richard on March 09, 2008, 12:35:31 PMQuote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:06:58 AMYeah. Richard's up near flagstaff.cal come up to my apartment dude, i'll be living there on the 1st of april. i live right downtown next to the train tracks so we can show our penises to the train when it comes by sonother than waving dicks at trains, I'd love to headup there. Would have to rent a car though.
Quote from: matthe on March 09, 2008, 05:01:44 PMQuote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:55:42 PMQuote from: richard on March 09, 2008, 12:35:31 PMQuote from: Calandale on March 09, 2008, 04:06:58 AMYeah. Richard's up near flagstaff.cal come up to my apartment dude, i'll be living there on the 1st of april. i live right downtown next to the train tracks so we can show our penises to the train when it comes by sonother than waving dicks at trains, I'd love to headup there. Would have to rent a car though.got gas money? ill drive. im not waving my dick at any trains tho...I could do that, over some weekend. Kinda tied down on weekdays.
i have great news for all of you!my pants are a bit big
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?