A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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i tried to buy a dartboard once but they wouldnt let me becuase i was wearing my school uniform
it was because the uniform gave it away that i was under 18 (15 at the time i think) and they cant sell sharp stuff to under 18s or something
Quote from: <°)))>< on December 25, 2007, 08:18:36 PMit was because the uniform gave it away that i was under 18 (15 at the time i think) and they cant sell sharp stuff to under 18s or something Dart boards are sharp?Pretty weird anyway, just with the darts.I doubt that there's any such restriction here.Who knows, nowadays though?
We can't buy lawn darts here at all, as far as I know.
i dunno about here really. they can't sell knives to under 18s , dunno about other stuff though
conkers are banned in some schools here now (according to the political correctness police, the Daily Mail )
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Fail. My writing isn't that fucking shit.
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 11:32:35 PMFail. My writing isn't that fucking shit.Aspiness+Mouse+Writing==Disaster