Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.-Steve Martin
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here is my son, a.k.a the urchini can't believe he is nearly four...time flies
How can I stand myself? I'm a fatass, lazy, good for nothing, and moronic pushover with absolutely no social skills who is obsessed with his imaginary girlfriend. Can't make any friends, even over the Internet, nothing to talk about apart from my self-pity... I'm fucking inebriated...
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Pentagram on March 11, 2011, 06:47:24 PMHow can I stand myself? I'm a fatass, lazy, good for nothing, and moronic pushover with absolutely no social skills who is obsessed with his imaginary girlfriend. Can't make any friends, even over the Internet, nothing to talk about apart from my self-pity... I'm fucking inebriated...Well, then you have nothing to worry about. You see, first you have to find an actual woman who will close her eyes and plug her nostrils long enough to allow you to sweat on her, and that seems pretty unlikely. Your imaginary girlfriend and your fist probably won't saddle you with the responsibility and pure joy of watching your genes pass along. They call this "survival of the fittest".
Quote from: midlifeaspie on March 11, 2011, 08:11:45 PMQuote from: Pentagram on March 11, 2011, 06:47:24 PMHow can I stand myself? I'm a fatass, lazy, good for nothing, and moronic pushover with absolutely no social skills who is obsessed with his imaginary girlfriend. Can't make any friends, even over the Internet, nothing to talk about apart from my self-pity... I'm fucking inebriated...Well, then you have nothing to worry about. You see, first you have to find an actual woman who will close her eyes and plug her nostrils long enough to allow you to sweat on her, and that seems pretty unlikely. Your imaginary girlfriend and your fist probably won't saddle you with the responsibility and pure joy of watching your genes pass along. They call this "survival of the fittest".Bet it feels good being able to properly insult members huh?
Regained my composure. He probably didn't deserve that, did he?Can't tell you how much time I spend reading that same post over and over and over again. It is refreshing to finally say something.
Quote from: midlifeaspie on March 11, 2011, 11:37:31 PMRegained my composure. He probably didn't deserve that, did he?Can't tell you how much time I spend reading that same post over and over and over again. It is refreshing to finally say something.Yes he did deserve it. He is an ongoing rectal itch.
I just didn't want to come across as a complete dick ... not this early on anyway
Quote from: midlifeaspie on March 12, 2011, 08:31:03 AMI just didn't want to come across as a complete dick ... not this early on anyway Dicks are very welcome here
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!