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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6405 on: June 07, 2010, 04:46:17 PM »
i like taking photos and I'm not gonna  stop taking them of flowers and animals just to "be a guy"

I'm fairly androgynous personality-wise... and I'm cool with that

here's some more flowers for you  :zoinks:
Animals are fine dude. Some of them are even tasty snacks, but flowers aren't really manly. Just dropping the hint, man. :orly:


jeex!!! dude!!


I just saw THIS because A-1 posted a response, but what the fuck are you going to say to one of the strongest men you will ever meet, who actually grows flowers? HuH???


I am that worst nightmare of a contradiction to your punk-assed argument.

I can grow flowers from seed, I can grow flowers from cuttings of other plants, I can grow flowers from a root I can grow flowers from a cast off "dead plant,"  stolen from a nursery's dumpster (have done so for over forty years - had many successes). I photograph them in all stages of development when it pleases me. I am not lessened, but enforced by this.

(forgot to mention that despite your training, I can kick your ass, no lack of confidence here, dude)

What I want to know is why are you so queer as to NOT like flowers, to begin with, then we will address this whole idea that flowers are somehow offensively feminine.  Do you even know that some flowers are strong enough to actually have male and female parts on the same fucking flower. While it does them no good to try to mate with themselves, they can mate and create a fully productive "Next Generation"  by contact with ANY flower of their own genus!!! 

OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND TO THE WHOLESOMENESS OF NATURE OR SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!!!
« Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 04:54:00 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6406 on: June 07, 2010, 04:48:30 PM »
But only the most real of real men hate flowers. They only seek to crush and destroy their beauty. Now that's a man.

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6407 on: June 07, 2010, 04:52:17 PM »
But only the most real of real men hate flowers. They only seek to crush and destroy their beauty. Now that's a man.

Do not try to get yourself into the middle.


You are talking some bum shit about MY flowers.




Ah, you are using sarcasm, right?

probably missed that at first. :asthing:


Oops.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 04:54:24 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6408 on: June 07, 2010, 07:12:15 PM »
But only the most real of real men hate flowers. They only seek to crush and destroy their beauty. Now that's a man.

 :lol: I'd plus you, but...
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6409 on: June 07, 2010, 07:13:07 PM »
But only the most real of real men hate flowers. They only seek to crush and destroy their beauty. Now that's a man.

Do not try to get yourself into the middle.


You are talking some bum shit about MY flowers.




Ah, you are using sarcasm, right?

probably missed that at first. :asthing:


Oops.

She has a very dry sense of humor.  ;D
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6410 on: June 07, 2010, 07:50:08 PM »
Yes. She's weird that way, wired that way, something like that.

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6411 on: June 07, 2010, 07:55:27 PM »
Yes. She's weird that way, wired that way, something like that.

I'm talking about you!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6412 on: June 07, 2010, 07:57:04 PM »
Me too.  ;D

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6413 on: June 07, 2010, 08:16:58 PM »
But only the most real of real men hate flowers. They only seek to crush and destroy their beauty. Now that's a man.

Do not try to get yourself into the middle.


You are talking some bum shit about MY flowers.




Ah, you are using sarcasm, right?

probably missed that at first. :asthing:


Oops.

She has a very dry sense of humor.  ;D


When pollen is dry enough, the wind sometimes carries it away.


Maybe I was a little upwind of that joke and completely missed having my tickle parts pollinated.
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6414 on: June 07, 2010, 08:31:11 PM »
Didn't think it would be taken any other way than as a joke. The whole 'it's not manly to like flowers' thing is so sillly. It's only manly to post photos of monster trucks and football scars.

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6415 on: June 10, 2010, 10:08:51 AM »
i defaced the queen on my money

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6416 on: June 10, 2010, 10:09:18 AM »
then i spent it at the chippy

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6417 on: June 10, 2010, 10:19:16 AM »
When I was in London I spent my £20 note that had penises and moustaches drawn all over it. The guy in the shop said nothing.

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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6418 on: June 10, 2010, 01:46:02 PM »
That's sort of odd. I can't recall ever seeing a Swedish bill with moustaches, etc drawn on.
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Re: Photo Thread.
« Reply #6419 on: June 10, 2010, 01:55:06 PM »
we should start doing it all the time, then see how long it takes to get one yourself :P

who is on the swedish money? i wouldn't draw on darwin etc (on the opposite side), but i'm no  monarchist so fuck the queen :laugh: