Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 05:49:08 AMbugger. hang on...*howls half the moon away*
bugger. hang on...
sweet! is that just before he turns into a screaming maniac, and claws your face off? cats are deceitful, evil bastards, lulling you into a false sense of security. that's why i love 'em.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 02:48:42 PMsweet! is that just before he turns into a screaming maniac, and claws your face off? cats are deceitful, evil bastards, lulling you into a false sense of security. that's why i love 'em. so are bra's!
Quote from: McTwunt on June 25, 2007, 07:13:09 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 02:48:42 PMsweet! is that just before he turns into a screaming maniac, and claws your face off? cats are deceitful, evil bastards, lulling you into a false sense of security. that's why i love 'em. so are bra's!to the best of my knowledge, none of my bras has ever clawed someone's face off. obviously, i don't know what they get up to when i'm asleep, and they climb out of my lingerie drawer and go off to play. but i've never found any traces of blood or flesh on them, so i deem it pretty unlikely.but then, of course...you never know...scary - i feel a horror film coming on: "The Nocturnal Wanderings Of Lucifer's Underwear Drawer".