Burning loins

[Tesla]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[Christopher McCandless]

[Alex179]

 :lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.

[Christopher McCandless]

:lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.

Sitting naked in the front room?

[Callaway]

:lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.

Here is another article about it:

http://www.themoscowtimes.ru/stories/2007/08/22/016.html

Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse

By David Nowak
Staff Writer

A woman in southeastern Moscow set fire to her former husband's penis while he lay helpless in an alcohol-induced slumber, a police spokeswoman said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old woman faces up to three years in prison if charged and convicted of deliberately inflicting the injuries, said Tatyana Korolyova, a spokeswoman for police in the city's Southeastern Administrative District.

The woman, whom police would only identify by her first name, Anna, was detained a few hours after the incident Thursday at the apartment that she shares with her former husband, Nikolai.

Korolyova described the police version of events: On Thursday, Nikolai, bedridden after a car crash that left him with a broken heel, asked Anna to fetch a bottle of vodka from the kiosk. She returned with the vodka, which he proceeded to drink in front of the television. A combination of the heat and the alcohol quickly lulled Nikolai to sleep.

Choosing her moment, Anna approached, doused Nikolai with alcohol from head to toe, and attempted to set him on fire with a match. Her attempt failed because the alcohol had evaporated by the time she lit the match.

She then fashioned a rudimentary torch from a newspaper, set fire to it and applied it to his groin.

 
Nikolai was admitted to the hospital with light burns covering 30 percent of his body, including his groin, stomach and left arm. He was released after a few days.

The couple had been living together for 19 years but divorced in 2003 after Anna grew tired of Nikolai's extramarital affairs, the Tvoi Den newspaper reported Tuesday, identifying the couple as Irina and Dmitry. The former husband regularly watched erotic films on television, which stirred Anna's fury, and he fell asleep in front of one such film Thursday.

"It was monstrously painful," Nikolai told the newspaper. "I don't know what I did to deserve such punishment."

The newspaper carried pictures of a shaven-headed man lying heavily bandaged in a hospital bed.

"His sex organs took the heaviest blow," an unidentified hospital nurse was quoted as saying.

[Alex179]

Oh so he cheated on her many times and watched tons of porn in the living room.    While that is really bad, it doesn't mean you have to permanently scar the other person's genitals with fire.    She already went for the divorce, it is too bad she couldn't move out before her anger took over.   Should have gotten someone to beat his ass or something, instead of going to jail herself.    She does deserve a prison sentence that much is for sure, it isn't like he was a rapist or child molestor.   Those types do deserve to have something done to their genitals.

[Tesla]

Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd

[Lucifer]

i deplore the use of violence for any...

ach, fuck it - that is hilarious!

[purposefulinsanity]

   I'll bet he's really wishing he'd gotten his shit together and moved out.

[El]

Sounds like it's not what he did, it's who he did.

[Kosmonaut]

 
I don't understand people.

[DirtDawg]

I don't understand people.

I do. That's why I avoid them.

[McGiver]

wouldn't it have been more humane to set his hair on fire?

[El]

wouldn't it have been more humane to set his hair on fire?

That might depend on what hair.

[QuirkyCarla]

I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.