A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:45:11 AMRalph Malph?sunday, monday happy days....
Ralph Malph?
It's nothing to be ashamed of. Most of us get weird vibes from Peter; it's just that it's usually metaphorical.
Quote from: McRalph_Malph on August 25, 2007, 06:46:09 AMQuote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:45:11 AMRalph Malph?sunday, monday happy days....tuesday wednesday happy days... thursday friday happy days... dada dah dada dah dadadadadadadaaaa
It's pretty sad the number of pathetic vibrators you read about on sex toy sites. It shouldn't be difficult at all to make one that's more than powerful enough, yet manufacturers still use pager motors which are more likely to make the woman numb than make her orgasm. I could assemble crap from RadioShack that can overpower most vibrators.
Quote from: Pennywise on August 26, 2007, 02:46:17 AMQuote from: McRalph_Malph on August 25, 2007, 06:46:09 AMQuote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:45:11 AMRalph Malph?sunday, monday happy days....tuesday wednesday happy days... thursday friday happy days... dada dah dada dah dadadadadadadaaaa i loathed that programme.
if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.