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Offline SovaNu

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2007, 07:40:09 PM »
i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 08:07:40 PM »
Quote from: mordok on August 22, 2007, 07:34:21 PM
Quote from: richardworld on August 22, 2007, 07:16:04 PM
thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
My wife and unborn child (not to mention the already born one) might argue that.....
that doesnt mean you still cant be a faggot but nice try.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2007, 08:40:17 PM »
Quote from: Pennywise on August 22, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
Where should I send it?

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2007, 09:33:24 PM »
Quote from: richardworld on August 22, 2007, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: mordok on August 22, 2007, 07:34:21 PM
Quote from: richardworld on August 22, 2007, 07:16:04 PM
thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
My wife and unborn child (not to mention the already born one) might argue that.....
that doesnt mean you still cant be a faggot but nice try.


Ah, I forgot.  You have little to no concept of how sex and love work in the real world.  I must try to keep that in mind.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 10:38:08 PM »
where is the option:

i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2007, 02:44:41 AM »
I don't have one and I don't want one.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 02:45:57 AM »
Quote from: McChachi on August 22, 2007, 10:38:08 PM
where is the option:

i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate

Good point.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 06:01:46 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 23, 2007, 02:45:57 AM
Quote from: McChachi on August 22, 2007, 10:38:08 PM
where is the option:

i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate

Good point.

or the option:

i am a gay man and my boyfriend likes one in his ass while he is sucking my cock.


or...
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 06:43:00 AM »
or we could just go with the simple option of I'm a guy but I still enjoy them'  :laugh:
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2007, 03:54:27 PM »
Quote from: ImNotTesla on August 22, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on August 22, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
Where should I send it?

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46

lol. that got crappy ratings. invent a better one Tesla.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2007, 05:47:33 PM »
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/

the rock chick is rather, er, interesting.  ;)
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2007, 10:28:02 PM »
Quote from: ImNotTesla on August 21, 2007, 09:26:55 PM
A yellow submarine?

Why yes......of course but only my batteries live in it.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 10:22:58 PM »
we all live in a yellow submarine
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 12:15:47 AM »
I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 12:17:29 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 12:15:47 AM
I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.

What happend with Thag??
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