^desperately seeking Susan^
Who's ace?
Ace Ventura. Pet Detective.
That has to be one of the most bizarre rumours ever.
Set up a small business selling XXXsmall condoms after struggling to find them in the shops for himself.
indeed. i had to plus him for it. we should encourage bizarrity.
Has a 'harem' of young boys locked up in his basement
are they gay? we should do that together, whaddya say?
we could collect all the straight hotties too and make them gay and stuff. they'd have no female contact other than us so they'd be desperate like the greek/romans/whatever in the olden days.