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Offline McGiver

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #120 on: August 17, 2007, 10:32:56 PM »
eclair must always know her body temperature.  but she only uses a rectal thermometer.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #121 on: August 17, 2007, 10:33:56 PM »
McJ insists on cleaning it personally every time she takes it out. :P
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #122 on: August 17, 2007, 10:37:50 PM »
bork has a pet monkey that she calls Jim Beau.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #123 on: August 17, 2007, 10:38:41 PM »
 :laugh:

sometimes i call him jim beam when i'm thirsty.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #124 on: August 17, 2007, 10:39:05 PM »
McJ likes to play with him. :eyebrows:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #125 on: August 17, 2007, 10:40:05 PM »
bork takes him to the corner and plays music while the monkey dances for money, or wine.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #126 on: August 17, 2007, 10:44:55 PM »
the monkey dances naked for McJ's affections. his willy swooshing around in the wind.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #127 on: August 18, 2007, 03:33:44 AM »
Milla bathes in orange juice.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #128 on: August 18, 2007, 03:41:17 AM »
Renaeden eats her toe jam.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #129 on: August 18, 2007, 04:03:57 AM »
Eclair is actually a Bismarck.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #130 on: August 18, 2007, 05:29:36 AM »
a hayes once went to the emergncy room to have a dildo removed from his ass.  how dit they remove it?  they sucked it out his ass.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #131 on: August 18, 2007, 05:34:17 AM »
McJ did the sucking. :laugh:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #132 on: August 18, 2007, 05:35:06 AM »
Odeon cleaned the dildo afterwards with his tongue.  :laugh:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #133 on: August 18, 2007, 05:43:21 AM »
What is toe jam?

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2007, 05:56:15 AM »
renaeden has her nipples pierced.
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