^Shares the wisdom of Confucius with strangers while standing in queue. ![orly? :orly:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/orlyaa0.gif)
Lies ! barefaced Lies! It was the widom of Lao Tzu. Kung Fu Tze is just a smug, grandiose, attention-loving homile manufacturer . Pfft.
^ annoys shopkeepers by carefully forming an orderly queue of one, then failing to figure out who's turn it is next.