Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[ozymandias]

^wants to go hunting with Dick Cheney^

[Callaway]

^Would prefer to be the being hunted instead of being Cheney's hunting buddy, because his chances of being hit by gunfire would be smaller.^

 

[ozymandias]

^is singing Pat Benatar's song to her husband....."Hit me with your best shot" while removing her clothes^

[Callaway]

^Is unaware that my husband is in Italy.^   

[ozymandias]

^is using a web cam to keep in "touch" with her husband^

[El]

^is using a webcam to keep in "touch" with callaway's husband

[ozymandias]

^loves dinosaur porn^

[enronh]

^recently broke the World Record for the most beer mats eaten in one sitting: 44. Previous record was 41 by Uri Chekentanovich from Russia^

[Leto729]

^recently got a x-ray.

[Alex179]

^ Got lost while trying to find the bathroom at the wizard convention.

[enronh]

^once ate 179 boiled eggs

[DirtDawg]

^laid at least that many eggs in this thread, alone.

[enronh]

                                                                                    (yeah was a bit addicted Dawg)
^was briefly a roadie for Metallica^

[DirtDawg]

^lived on one of the roads where Metallica dumped the black water from their bus on every trip.

[bigbabbyblue75]

^wears a sun dress to bed when no one looking^