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metrose xual
« on: August 16, 2007, 03:20:02 PM »
WTF is that?


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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 03:20:50 PM »
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 03:30:52 PM »
Metrosexual.... a heterosexual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 03:32:26 PM »
Straight guys who like to receive facials?

Wantin cock that close to your face doesn't
sound too straight.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 03:33:45 PM »
Quote from: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
MetroP.I.ual.... a heteroP.I.ual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.

What's frosted hair?
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 03:37:30 PM »
Quote from: Peter on August 16, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
MetroP.I.ual.... a heteroP.I.ual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.

What's frosted hair?

Hair that's had only the tips bleached, so it gives the impression that it's two tone, or hair that has had only selective strands bleached, giving the impression that it's streaked with blond.


BTW... why the fuck is it that the word P.I.ual is censored so it looks appears to be P.I.ual but I can still say FUCK?!?!?!?!?
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 03:42:13 PM »
Quote from: calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:32:26 PM
Straight guys who like to receive facials?

Wantin cock that close to your face doesn't
sound too straight.

Dermabrasion and stuff like that, not the hot spunk washes that you seem to be obsessed with.   :lol:
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 03:55:41 PM »
Quote from: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:37:30 PM



BTW... why the fuck is it that the word P.I.ual is censored so it looks appears to be P.I.ual but I can still say FUCK?!?!?!?!?

Because we have a problem with naughty words like sex, hadron, idiot but there's nothing
wrong with good clean anglo-saxon fun.

Quote from: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:42:13 PM

Dermabrasion and stuff like that, not the hot spunk washes that you seem to be obsessed with.   :lol:

Ah. Sorry about my obsession there.
But, I assure you, 'tis a real one.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 04:06:02 PM »
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 04:14:23 PM »
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 04:16:04 PM »
i dunno but i'm howling. at that picture.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 04:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 16, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
i dunno but i'm howling. at that picture.
Nothing else like returning prescribed medicine, is there?  :P
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 05:40:43 PM »
eh? i never return medicine. :P
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 05:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 16, 2007, 05:40:43 PM
eh? i never return medicine. :P
Even if it is venomous?  :P
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 05:44:52 PM »
so it is a man who likes to pamper himself.
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