odeon's ask away-thread

[DukeNukem]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

You are seeing Gay men where they don't exist and a simple stretching exercise for some gay come-on. Tell me Duke are you finding life difficulty and lonely at the moment and are you in need of male company? You want me to find the answer? I think I will.

I want some social interaction, but it's very hard to come by for me. My family has rejected me, so there's really nothing to fall back on. I need help with certain things in life but I can't just go out there and convince someone to help me! I'm all alone and have no one to help me get my driver's license. Life is nothing but a cruel joke being played on me!

I have no talent or no desire to put any effort into anything. I cannot draw, do any 3D modeling, programming, I cannot play any musical instruments, I failed college, I fail at socializing with anybody online or in real life... Hell, I fail at most of the video games I play! AAAAAARRRRRGH!!!

Why does most things that look rather easy for people always become a debilitating difficulty for me?!? Why does everything I do turns out half-baked?!? I can only do the basic of things without screwing them up!

It's a wonder how the hell I have survived living by myself for so long, being so forgetful or ignorant of important things like homework, paying bills on time, keeping good hygiene, and actually trying to gain a little muscle and lose a little weight. And time passes by so damn fast! It's like minutes turn into seconds, and hours turn into minutes, and so forth!

I am on Adderall and Zoloft, but the hell if those meds are actually helping! Adderall helps my concentration a little BIT, but Zoloft just makes it more frustrating to masturbate! I feel like I'm just going to be a homeless failure at the age of 30. I don't even feel ambitious in anything. Any kind of ambition just quickly goes away when it seems hard.

Why can't I just get the motivation to just try to LIVE and not waste time everyday sitting and doing almost nothing on the computer?!? I want to see some self-progress DAMN IT! I don't want to be like my biological father, who doesn't ever do anything and never wants anything!

Well, if I could be Duke Nukem instead of some fat, lonely twerp, then things would be easier. Or not.

Yes, I am. I don't really have any friends or family to speak of.

I have a very low self esteem from being rejected by society in general.

OK we get it. You are a fat retarded reject from your parents and from everyone who knows you IRL. The real question is...."ARE YOU GAY"

I used to really want to be around people and be a social person, have friends, hang out, play games, and all that stuff. I used to have someone who I could do that with, and ever since I lost contact with him.

I'm shy and I don't really like to talk to guy friends.

You like to hang with guys and play games but not talk....OK.

So this whole thing about Hyke being a gay man which I find hysterical, is you badly trying to find a man to hang out with and play games with but not talk to. (ie bend you over and grunt and groan and play hide the sausage). No wonder you do so badly in communication. That was a terrible effort.

 

Hahahahahahahaha! Hide the sausage? Hahahahahahaha! Is that a game you play with your kids?

 

[DirtDawg]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO!

I can do it.  I can touch the floor with flat hands while bending over standing with straight legs.

You can't do it, Duke?

Here's another question for Odeon.

Can you curl your tongue upward at the sides lengthwise like a taco?

I can and so can my husband, but our daughter can't.  It's very cute to see her try, though.  She curls the tip of her tongue upward at the front.

I can do the flat hands with stiff knees as well, but I have been doing that since I was a youngster, and as a young man with a tragic injury to my back, that simple exercise/stretch became a measure of my recovery.

I can also fold my tongue sideways as can all four of us in the family. 

(I had major trouble getting my son to spit, however. Have you ever tried to teach someone to spit? If they or you/we have no concept of the delicacy of this instinctive act, then it is a very difficult thing to teach to someone who does not even get it at all. It honestly took three years of trial and error to teach my son to spit out his toothpaste, instead of swallowing it.   )




Back to Odeon:

Can you scratch the middle of your back (and maybe a bit further across you spine) with either hand?

[odeon]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

["couldbecousin"]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

[odeon]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

[Queen Victoria]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

[odeon]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

[Queen Victoria]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

Ah, yes.  A professional since he delivers the male?

["couldbecousin"]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

Ah, yes.  A professional since he delivers the male?

Hyke might be on later, she could tell us whether this postman sounds professionally credible! 

[odeon]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

Ah, yes.  A professional since he delivers the male?

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

["couldbecousin"]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

Ah, yes.  A professional since he delivers the male?

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Scandinavians are very innocent about such matters! 

[Queen Victoria]

Dawg: Yes, I can do that with both hands.

Tough questions but I think I'm holding my own.

Holding your own what? 

This is a family-oriented forum so I can't possibly tell you.

Just a hint, that's not how you make a family.   

I'm pretty sure I know that. My wife's postman friend told me all about how this works.

Ah, yes.  A professional since he delivers the male?

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Scandinavians are very innocent about such matters! 

Or else their minds move very slowly because of the intensely cold weather.  (I apologize Odeon, honest!)

['andersom']

Expert here 

What can one say?

It's all true. All the assumptions. We posties haste us from box to box, some of the boxes have hairy edges, some don't. We aim to please and we want to deliver, even if it takes using the back-door.
Sometimes our loads bring great pleasure, sometimes the consequences are tougher.
It's all in the job.
Sometimes it takes massaging, delicate finger-work and pushing, to shove it in, but, what has to be done has to be done.

It's the talking and the pre- or post- delivery bonding that makes it a hard job.

['andersom']

I'm curious, since you can touch the ground with your fingertips if you bend over with stretched legs.

Can you also lay down on your back, flat on the floor with your whole body, but, with your legs bent, in such a way that your calves touch your upper legs? According to some, people who can do this, can't do the touching of the floor with their hands the way you can.

[odeon]

I'm curious, since you can touch the ground with your fingertips if you bend over with stretched legs.

Can you also lay down on your back, flat on the floor with your whole body, but, with your legs bent, in such a way that your calves touch your upper legs? According to some, people who can do this, can't do the touching of the floor with their hands the way you can.

Pretty sure I can't do that but there's no way I'm going to try it now. I'm at work.