now look here, mcj - how the buggerty fuck did you know about rico doodah, eh?
verrrrrrrrry suspect, you closet case.
okay chaps - a tip for you :
Do Not, i repeat NOT, EVER even consider wearing cowboy boots. never. NOT EVER. unless you are an actual cowboy, engaged in your day to day job of work. cowboy boots make you look like a cunt, and the chest wig (or, in Gerardo's case, the shaven chest - bleurrrrrrrgh!), faux tigerskin duvert cover, mirrors on the ceiling, and medallion are part of the package. i.e., people will assume you have those too, whether you have or not.
i URGE you to eschew cowboy boots, chaps. really.
i thank you.