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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2007, 01:33:50 PM »
Staring forward and admiring the Huggies advert I saw across the road -- and it has a special discount too.  :lol:

You're EVIL Spokane Giirl!!!  >:D

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2007, 01:44:34 PM »
Staring forward and admiring the Huggies advert I saw across the road -- and it has a special discount too.  :lol:
:LMAO: :plus:

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2007, 01:49:17 PM »
Staring forward and admiring the Huggies advert I saw across the road -- and it has a special discount too.  :lol:

You're EVIL Spokane Giirl!!!  >:D


WTF, I didn't do that post. I'm being impersonated. Hope others don't get him and I mixed up.


« Last Edit: August 20, 2007, 01:51:01 PM by Spokane Girl »

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2007, 01:51:06 PM »
Staring forward and admiring the Huggies advert I saw across the road -- and it has a special discount too.  :lol:

You're EVIL Spokane Giirl!!!  >:D


WTF, I didn't do that post. I'm being impersonated.




Shut up, Eclair. You always hated me. Why are you such a meanie to impersonate me? :(

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #79 on: August 20, 2007, 01:54:02 PM »
 :evillaugh:

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2007, 01:55:07 PM »
:spokaneevillaugh:

Aww, it doesn't work. :( What a fucking outrage!  :grrr:

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #81 on: August 21, 2007, 02:21:43 AM »
Spokane Girl; is your life really uneventful, or are you just saving the best bits for later?


What do you mean? Do you mean do I not go out much or not much stuff happens in my life?


I go out a lot now since I have a great friend and I want to be his girlfriend.





What I'm saying, is that I would not bother to share the story you have recounted in this thread.

On the other hand, the thing which makes you interesting is also something I don't want to read.


In thought it was interesting someone peed on the bus and I missed it because I had my back turned to them. I was busy staring forward.
Ok I take back what I said, it isn't the least interesting topic of discussion by a long shot.

I think I have a problem with the way you recounted it, I have difficulty relating to the language you use (not limited to this thread).
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2007, 02:23:20 AM »
Staring forward and admiring the Huggies advert I saw across the road -- and it has a special discount too.  :lol:
:LMAO: :plus:
:plus: :lol:
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2007, 05:35:52 AM »
*hums the Hovis song*

Oh, there were the fine days
of impersonating a lady with a
nappy fetish. Couldn't quite handle
the crotch rash I was getting.

Once more, I am back to
calendale; old habits die hard.

La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaa.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2007, 10:26:08 AM »
Spokane Girl; is your life really uneventful, or are you just saving the best bits for later?


What do you mean? Do you mean do I not go out much or not much stuff happens in my life?


I go out a lot now since I have a great friend and I want to be his girlfriend.





What I'm saying, is that I would not bother to share the story you have recounted in this thread.

On the other hand, the thing which makes you interesting is also something I don't want to read.


In thought it was interesting someone peed on the bus and I missed it because I had my back turned to them. I was busy staring forward.
Ok I take back what I said, it isn't the least interesting topic of discussion by a long shot.

I think I have a problem with the way you recounted it, I have difficulty relating to the language you use (not limited to this thread).

What language???

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #85 on: August 21, 2007, 07:59:34 PM »
don't worry about it spokane, vodzy is acting all uppity. :-\
Misunderstood.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #86 on: August 23, 2007, 06:59:22 AM »
don't worry about it spokane, vodzy is acting all uppity. :-\
Get fucked you shitcunt.  :finger:

I'm just being honest. American is a hard language to deal with for speakers of superior English dialects.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2007, 07:05:02 AM »
don't worry about it spokane, vodzy is acting all uppity. :-\
Get fucked you shitcunt.  :finger:

I'm just being honest. American is a hard language to deal with for speakers of superior English dialects.
the space between the shitter and the cunt is the taint.

btw, what does eating pussy and the mafia have in common?


one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2007, 08:10:26 AM »
McJ, that area is known as... well it needs a joke to explain.

A builder is contacted by the madame owner of a brothel to split one room into two (obviously to take on more clients at once).
He agrees to do the job cash-in-hand (under the table, no tax).
The dividing wall is erected and the builder is showing the finished work to the madame.
She then apologises that she has no money to pay him for his hard labour, instead offering him the goods of the house for free.
The builder is angry, but he agreed to do it off-the-books so what can he do?
He says ok. The madame brings in a few of her finest girls to pick from.
He grins, then declines them all in favour of the madame!
The madame is scared as she suspects the builder of plotting something, so offers the 3 girls simultaneously.
He now has a beaming smile and declines in favour of the madame again.
Realising she is now on the back foot she must accept his decision.
She strips down to prepare, lies down on a table, and the builder suddenly inserts a finger and thumb into her snatch and AAARRSE!!.
"GIVE ME MY MONEY OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR DIVIDING-WALL!!!!!!!"

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« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 08:12:11 AM by vodzy »
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2007, 02:01:40 PM »
 :laugh: :lol:
Misunderstood.