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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2007, 02:27:42 PM »
every time the driver hits the brakes or starts driving again the pee will flow down the aisles, that is sick.

at my work, we kick outside truck drivers out of the yard for peeing between the containers.  and then we call hazmat to have it cleaned up.

Don't they have porta-pooters for them to use or are they just marking territories?
these outside drivers are gross.  they could walk into a restroom and then they would take a shit in the corner instead of using the toilet....third world countries and their mindset... ::)

That's gross. What is that about? I understand why they throw their used paper in the basket, instead of the toilet, but that is just disgusting.
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2007, 02:33:12 PM »
every time the driver hits the brakes or starts driving again the pee will flow down the aisles, that is sick.

at my work, we kick outside truck drivers out of the yard for peeing between the containers.  and then we call hazmat to have it cleaned up.

Don't they have porta-pooters for them to use or are they just marking territories?
these outside drivers are gross.  they could walk into a restroom and then they would take a shit in the corner instead of using the toilet....third world countries and their mindset... ::)

That's gross. What is that about? I understand why they throw their used paper in the basket, instead of the toilet, but that is just disgusting.
i assume that they had a bad burrito from the lunch truck and couldn't make it all the way to the toilet.

or,  :laugh: maybe they are grossed out at the thought of sitting on a toilet after someone else.  :laugh:
like maybe they will get crabs or something.  :laugh:
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2007, 02:34:36 PM »
every time the driver hits the brakes or starts driving again the pee will flow down the aisles, that is sick.

at my work, we kick outside truck drivers out of the yard for peeing between the containers.  and then we call hazmat to have it cleaned up.

Don't they have porta-pooters for them to use or are they just marking territories?
these outside drivers are gross.  they could walk into a restroom and then they would take a shit in the corner instead of using the toilet....third world countries and their mindset... ::)

That's gross. What is that about? I understand why they throw their used paper in the basket, instead of the toilet, but that is just disgusting.

Maybe where they come from, toilets are hazardous to life and limb?  Toilet technology could still be in the experimental stages there, and thus only for the brave and adventurous.  They could have grown up hearing tales of how uncle Antonio lost his left bollock to a toilet gone berserk.
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2007, 03:45:52 PM »
  They could have grown up hearing tales of how uncle Antonio lost his left bollock to a toilet gone berserk.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2007, 07:43:24 PM »
every time the driver hits the brakes or starts driving again the pee will flow down the aisles, that is sick.

at my work, we kick outside truck drivers out of the yard for peeing between the containers.  and then we call hazmat to have it cleaned up.

Don't they have porta-pooters for them to use or are they just marking territories?
these outside drivers are gross.  they could walk into a restroom and then they would take a shit in the corner instead of using the toilet....third world countries and their mindset... ::)

That's gross. What is that about? I understand why they throw their used paper in the basket, instead of the toilet, but that is just disgusting.

Maybe where they come from, toilets are hazardous to life and limb?  Toilet technology could still be in the experimental stages there, and thus only for the brave and adventurous.  They could have grown up hearing tales of how uncle Antonio lost his left bollock to a toilet gone berserk.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2007, 10:22:16 PM »
All the public transportation I have ever been on smelled of urine but it's been along time. All I ever did was not look down and if I did tell myself somebody spilled some water. It's not that bad better than the smell of vomit wonder if he would have gone back for that?
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 12:02:03 PM »
what kindof fucking bus do you ride that someone takes a piss on the floor?

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2007, 12:08:18 PM »
what kindof fucking bus do you ride that someone takes a piss on the floor?
A bus with people who have leaky bladders perhaps?

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2007, 12:11:55 PM »
what kindof fucking bus do you ride that someone takes a piss on the floor?
actually, she was showing the guy your cock pic and he pissed himself laughing. :laugh:
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2007, 12:14:13 PM »
is she riding the bus now and on the internet  :pizza:

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2007, 12:14:47 PM »
what kindof fucking bus do you ride that someone takes a piss on the floor?


It was a random incident.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2007, 12:17:02 PM »
All the public transportation I have ever been on smelled of urine but it's been along time. All I ever did was not look down and if I did tell myself somebody spilled some water. It's not that bad better than the smell of vomit wonder if he would have gone back for that?
I don't give a fuck what it smells like, I don't want someone's piss on my shoes.

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2007, 12:17:37 PM »
well after your pregnancy scare i really dont believe you sg

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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2007, 12:21:12 PM »
what kindof fucking bus do you ride that someone takes a piss on the floor?

In NYC they all smell like that the subways too.  The public restrooms are few and far between and the ones that are yuck.  I'd buy something in a store or restaurant and get to use theirs but the homeless they piss where ever. 
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Re: Tonight on the bus
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2007, 12:25:02 PM »
All the public transportation I have ever been on smelled of urine but it's been along time. All I ever did was not look down and if I did tell myself somebody spilled some water. It's not that bad better than the smell of vomit wonder if he would have gone back for that?
I don't give a fuck what it smells like, I don't want someone's piss on my shoes.

It's not that I want it it's just always there.  When it's piss you can pretend it's water but vomit is chunky and smell is unmistakable  there is no question what it is.
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