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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #195 on: August 17, 2007, 11:32:44 AM »
uhhh once it was ewww :lol:
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #196 on: August 17, 2007, 02:31:52 PM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
You should try it. I remember seeing an exhibition at the Science Museum where it actually said it was good for you to eat your own snot. I think you might like it  :P

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #197 on: August 17, 2007, 03:49:06 PM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
i know.  how gross.
i usually just wipe mine on a chair.

If I didn't eat them, I'd wipe them on
the nearest person.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #198 on: August 17, 2007, 03:49:46 PM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It's an acquired taste

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #199 on: August 17, 2007, 03:52:12 PM »
Have you ever tasted your own cum?

Of course. Often easier than making
it to the sink. Plus, it's nice to clean up
after sex.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #200 on: August 17, 2007, 05:10:28 PM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It's an acquired taste

Garlic is one of the few acidic bitters I can taste. I love garlic cream sauce on pasta, especially with shrimp.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #201 on: August 17, 2007, 05:11:36 PM »
I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #202 on: August 17, 2007, 05:13:33 PM »
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #203 on: August 17, 2007, 05:14:20 PM »
I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.

Even with garlic?
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #204 on: August 17, 2007, 05:18:56 PM »
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #205 on: August 17, 2007, 05:25:36 PM »
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.

I used to catch a bus home from work, years ago and the bottle shop doorway and cash register basically was in line with where the bus would stop.  Many times the chick behind the counter would start to smile at me before I even got out of the bus!

But it wasn't like I was there all the time, it was just funny that I'd head straight to the door somedays and she'd say 'guess, you've had a bad day at work?' :laugh:

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #206 on: August 17, 2007, 05:26:01 PM »

I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.

It's more subtle than that, Hardon.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #207 on: August 17, 2007, 05:28:12 PM »

I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.

It's more subtle than that, Hardon.
Oh, no i dont drink too much, i hope anyway. I am off to alki college at my uni, so that may change...

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #208 on: August 17, 2007, 05:32:17 PM »
Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?

No. 'Twas hard enough to stagger around the
corner to the one I went to, when I drank enough
to be worried about such.

I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.

Even with garlic?

Now you're getting me tempted to try.  :laugh:

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #209 on: August 17, 2007, 05:43:50 PM »
Have you ever raped anyone?