Fess up.
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Not as much as I used to when I was naive enough to imagine my contributions made a difference.
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Perve? Meaning stare and daydream? Of course, but then my past is well storied. Now I only stare at really good looking guys.
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
Depends on the bug and where they are. In my house, I am intolerant of all but spiders, which I escort to the wild. Moths and butterflies also get a pardon, because they are so easy to catch. In the woods, I don't bother with any that are not in my clothes. Even then I try to be gentle, but they are fragile. In my garden, I usually don't like the kind of wasps that steal my spiders to use as incubators for their larvae. I will exterminate them in their nests, once I locate them. Sucking insects that attack my produce are fair game, too. I do not feel guilt in doing this.
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
I care, but no laugh, just a confident, satisfied nod. As mentioned earlier, I have pissed on a number of graves, some multiple times. I have more piss than enemies, though. I have outlived all but one enemy, but I'm not saving my piss for her.
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?
Paris who-bee what-ee? I can't care. I would think she should have stayed out of jail.
Here are some more
6. When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
Again, it depends. I have been scarred many times and I have taken some severe revenge, with perfect justification. I usually forgive them after they have bled sufficiently to satisfy my fury. I have mostly ignored emotional headgames that ex-lovers have played on me, but I played some games once. It felt dirty, not satisfying at all.
7. Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
I consider driving a dangerous engagement. I've traveled A LOT and witnessed lots of death in traffic. I am not an aggressive driver. I usually just let them go around me and they can go tangle with themselves.
8. Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
I'm a lifelong hunter, although I have not had the opportunity for several years. I have taken countless numbers of animals/game for food. I have also hunted for bounty to control manmade over-concentrations of certain species. Coyotes are hell on ranchers and used to pay well to protect their calves. I have considerable guilt from some of these worthless killings. I did not always respect life.
9. When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
Only after they insult me, usually. Having relatively low self esteem, I am difficult to insult, however.
10. Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
Not the kind of thing I would think of to do.
11. Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
Ditto, last answer.
12. Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
Yes, as a teen. I have broken many things to be mischievous when I was stoned, drunk, pissed or all three ... whatever. Burning things, especially designing delayed ignition schemes is fun, but I have never burned anything of real value, except once when I started a gas leak, out in an open field, on fire. It became quite spectacular, after the time delay pumping unit upstream began delivering pressurized natural gas to my little project. It burned the empty shack which protected the pipe junctions from weather. Only problem was that I had to abandon my electrical device leaving evidence of arson. I was not caught. That's why it's smart to build your own delays.
13. Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
Not that I know of. I have, many times, defended the weak from bullies. I can never stop myself from interfering when an underdog is being abused, senselessly. I know that sounds contradictory with hunting, but I am impulsive in many ways.
