Eh. Well, this ain't fun, just for freakin' starters.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.
Yeah I was subtly pointing out that these suck, but they're not really ironic.
Which in and of itself IS ironic. It's meta-apt, baby.