Things that suck

[Thagomizer]

Although the title of this thread is "things" rather than "situations", the replies I'm looking for must be situational (i.e. "running out of toilet paper" or "parachuting into an alligator farm") rather than simply general (i.e. "George Bush" or "Limp Bizkit").

Let me try to start:

Having something valid to interject into a conversation that two strangers are having, and knowing that doing so would be rude and inappropriate.

[purposefulinsanity]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

[Randy]

I hope women suck.


LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means.    Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.

[Randy]

Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.

So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.

Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me.  They need to put their patients first.

[Christopher McCandless]

I hope women suck.


LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means.    Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.

[El]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   

[purposefulinsanity]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   

I buy them in bulk now 

[El]

Packing to move for the...

* PMS Elle checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember

...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.

 

[duncvis]

fucking hell. I've only moved five times in thirty-one years. 

[Calandale]

Packing to move for the...

* PMS Elle checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember

...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.

 

Were you an army brat?

[QuirkyCarla]

Anime, but that's been said in another thread. 

[Scrapheap]

Anime, but that's been said in another thread. 

 

[QuirkyCarla]

there's a thread somewhere called "anime sucks"

[Calandale]

Me. And quite well.

[willow]

I hate losing internet.