To be honest, I only skimmed that email before I posted it here, and I had only been thinking it was some guy playing a practical joke (for starters, in her original email, she mentioned that she's 5'7" and straight, which kind of threw out red flags for me) but once I actually read through that last one it became pretty obvious. I didn't even tell her how much the deposit would be! Anyway, it looks like I'm just gonna have to let the house go. Oh well...