Whenever some one honks or waves, I wave back enthusiastically. Pretending it is unthinkable that is is not meant for me. Probably not true, but, that's OK.
Never had the wacking on the head though. Would not go down well with me.
Lately people make weird movements when seeing me in my uniform, and then open the window. They want directions. Most important street here has been broken up, the major crossroads have become inaccessible. They should pay me extra, for all my goodwill work.